. . . for FOTM’s 188th Caption Contest!
So many clever captions!
The writers of FOTM voted for what each considers to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.
And the winner of the 188th FOTM Caption Contest, with three #1 votes, totaling 12 points, is . . .
Tim Shey!
Here’s the winning caption:
Genesis 7:16: “The Lord closed the door.”
Jaclyn and Yahoo are in 2nd place, each with 8 points. Here are their respective captions:
Jaclyn, with two #1 votes: “A preview of their reaction when they arrive at heaven’s gate.”
Yahoo, with one #1 vote and two #2 votes: “The door is the only thing that is not unhinged.”
CalGirl, dkolb2010, Lou Minati, and Paladin are in 3rd place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:
CalGirl: “Deep Thoughts: ‘So, after I ruin my manicure w/ this dramatic clawing episode for the fake news cameras, I’m still about $400 ahead from my Soros salary after I fund an all new manicure tomorrow. Net gain.'”
dkolb2010: “Job 38:10: ‘And I placed boundaries on it And set a bolt and doors'”
Lou Minati: “Your Honor, I submit this clip of my wife as Exhibit A as to why you should grant my request for divorce posthaste.”
Paladin: “And this is the reason we had President Obama for 8 years. Idiots like this.”
WELL DONE, EVERYONE!
Congratulations, Tim Shey!
Here’s your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!
For all the other caption submissons, go here.
Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!
~Eowyn
Then the Lord shut him in..isn’t that how the verse reads??
KJV??
JJ: Yes, Genesis 7:16 in the King James Version reads: “And they that went in, went in male and female of all flesh, as God had commanded him: and the LORD shut him in.”
The Contemporary English Version reads: “just as God had told him to do. And when they were all in the boat, the LORD closed the door.”
Bible Hub
https://biblehub.com/genesis/7-16.htm
Ark Encounter
http://tim-shey.blogspot.com/2016/05/ark-encounter.html
The Lord Closed The Door
http://tim-shey.blogspot.com/2018/04/the-lord-closed-door.html