. . . for FOTM’s 188th Caption Contest!
So many clever captions!
The writers of FOTM voted for what each considers to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.
And the winner of the 188th FOTM Caption Contest, with three #1 votes, totaling 12 points, is . . .
Tim Shey!
Here’s the winning caption:
Genesis 7:16: “The Lord closed the door.”
Jaclyn and Yahoo are in 2nd place, each with 8 points. Here are their respective captions:
Jaclyn, with two #1 votes: “A preview of their reaction when they arrive at heaven’s gate.”
Yahoo, with one #1 vote and two #2 votes: “The door is the only thing that is not unhinged.”
CalGirl, dkolb2010, Lou Minati, and Paladin are in 3rd place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:
CalGirl: “Deep Thoughts: ‘So, after I ruin my manicure w/ this dramatic clawing episode for the fake news cameras, I’m still about $400 ahead from my Soros salary after I fund an all new manicure tomorrow. Net gain.'”
dkolb2010: “Job 38:10: ‘And I placed boundaries on it And set a bolt and doors'”
Lou Minati: “Your Honor, I submit this clip of my wife as Exhibit A as to why you should grant my request for divorce posthaste.”
Paladin: “And this is the reason we had President Obama for 8 years. Idiots like this.”
WELL DONE, EVERYONE!
Congratulations, Tim Shey!
Here’s your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!
For all the other caption submissons, go here.
Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!
~Eowyn
Cinderella Broom
Dave
DCG
Deplorable Patriot
Dr. Eowyn
Grif
Joan
TrailDust
Then the Lord shut him in..isn’t that how the verse reads??
KJV??
Yes, that is how the King James Version reads.
I posted another comment, but it didn’t get published.
Bible Hub
https://biblehub.com/genesis/7-16.htm
JJ: Yes, Genesis 7:16 in the King James Version reads: “And they that went in, went in male and female of all flesh, as God had commanded him: and the LORD shut him in.”
The Contemporary English Version reads: “just as God had told him to do. And when they were all in the boat, the LORD closed the door.”
Bible Hub
https://biblehub.com/genesis/7-16.htm
Ark Encounter
http://tim-shey.blogspot.com/2016/05/ark-encounter.html
The Lord Closed The Door
http://tim-shey.blogspot.com/2018/04/the-lord-closed-door.html