We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 153rd Caption Contest!

The FOTM writers duly voted, each for what he/she considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.
Although I agree with FOTM writer Dave’s characterization of this contest, “This one was hard, as there were so many great captions,” we nevertheless have a clear winner.
And the winner of FOTM’s 153rd Caption Contest, with three #1 votes, totaling 12 points, is . . .

RLJohnson77!Snoopy dance

Here’s the winning caption:

“I’m going to give you the prostate exam of TRUTH, JUSTICE and the AMERICAN WAY.”


Ken and Stephen T. McCarthy are in 2nd place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here are their respective captions:

“Why of course you can burn this flag. Right after you remove it from your ass!”
It turns out that these colors DO run… after Communist scum!

chemtrailssuck, David, EdK, Jurist and Zorro are in 3rd place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their respective captions:

“AAAUGH you big meanie, stay away from me with that flag, you might get freedom all over me!”
The organizer told me the right wouldn’t fight back!!!!!!
Come here boy and take your Red White and Blue enema like a man.
“NO, YOU MISHEARD ME! I said I wanted a FAG up my butt!”
Chasing Pussy

Well done, everyone!

Congratulations, RLJohnson77!

Here’s your fancy-schmancy Award Certificate of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL
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For all the other caption submissions, go here.
Be here tomorrow for our next very exciting Caption Contest!
~Éowyn

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Dave
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Dave
3 years ago

Too bad we could only pick two for this one.
LOL – I actually had to chew on this one for a couple of days before I made my selections.
Nice job, everybody.
Nice to know we have so many readers with seriously twisted (like mine) senses of humor. 😀

TrailDust
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TrailDust
3 years ago

Congratulations RLJohnson77!
And big thanks to all who participated, especially Ken, Stephen T. McCarthy, chemtrailssuck, David, EdK, Jurist and Zorro!

Jurist
Jurist
3 years ago

Haha there it is! I thought you might not run this one due to some of the PG-rated responses (whistles innocently). Good times, good times.

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