We have a winner!

This was a very competition contest, with many really good captions.

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 231st FOTM Caption Contest, with three #1 votes, totaling 12 points, is . . .

Cornell!

Here is his caption:

BLT Matters!

Just Another Patriot is in 2nd place, with two #1 votes, totaling 8 points. Here’s the caption:

“Sir, the rioters have deployed their armored tank division”

Larry is in 3rd place, with one #1 vote and 4 points:

“I Can’t Breathe” — words heard in the ladies room after she left.

A Z Scott, GregB, Kelly, pat thomas, Soggy Doggy and Watertender are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and two points. Here are their captions:

A Z Scott: “Husband dies during sex, wife honors him by putting his dying words on a shirt.”

GregB: “These were her husband’s muffled last words after she rolled over on him in the middle of the night.”

Kelly: “I like big butts and I can not lie, I have one on each side.”

pat thomas: “2020 in one picture”

Soggy Doggy: “”

Watertender: “The weighted Liberal vote in 3D…. I can see her looting a KFC and terrorizing the staff!!!”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Cornell!!!

For all the other caption submissions, click here.

Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest! 😀

~Eowyn

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Ziggy
Ziggy
17 days ago

Lol! Good job all- congrats to Cornell 🙂

TrailDust
Admin
16 days ago

Congratulations Cornell!
And thank you to all the caption writers, especially Just Another Patriot, Larry, A Z Scott, GregB, Kelly, pat thomas, Soggy Doggy and Watertender.
You make this blog fun! 

MOLLY YOUNG
MOLLY YOUNG
16 days ago

MY HARI KRISHNA ROBE IS STILL AT THE DRY CLEANERS. THIS DRESS WAS THE ONLY ALTERNATIVE OPTION I HAD IN MY CLOSET.

Last edited 16 days ago by MOLLY YOUNG