We have a winner!

This was a very competition contest, with many really good captions.

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 230th FOTM Caption Contest, with two #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 10 points, is . . .

Jackie Puppet!

Here is his caption:

Aussie gubmint: OK, fine, have your bloody tampons – we’ve confiscated your guns!

DFJ150 and Ziggy are in second place, each with one #1 and #2 votes, totaling 6 points. Here are their captions:

DFJ150: “Unlike the feminists in America who dress up in pussy costumes, we Australians go all in.”

Ziggy: “Bloody embarrassing.”

Booniesgirl80s and Nathan are in third place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here are their captions:

Booniesgirl80s: “Looks like the Feminists have their own KKK now.”

Nathan: “How do you embarrass an archeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it’s from.”

Captain America, Cave Johnson, and Watertender are in 4th place, each with one #1 vote. Here are their captions:

Captain America: “And that’s what the yard looks like when you don’t pick up after the dog.”

Cave Johnson: “Okay, this is our BEFORE picture…”

Watertender: “Now for a station break on KUNT…. The proud sponsors of Hillary bring you the new jumbo size tampon. The perfect absorber for when you lose the election and Bill loses an erection. “


Congratulations, Jackie Puppet!!!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest! 😀


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Jackie Puppet
1 month ago

Thanks a lot!! I didn’t think I’d also be a bit prescient, in light of Melbourne in particular being locked down for Covid, and the overbearing cops arresting people for venturing too far home, etc.

Jackie Puppet
1 month ago
Reply to  Jackie Puppet

And no way to respond. These arrests probably don’t happen if they were armed – and the Aussie men had a more rugged reputation than Ameican men, too.

1 month ago

Congratulations Jackie Puppet!!! And thank you to all the caption writers, especially DFJ150, Ziggy, Booniesgirl80s, Nathan, Captain America, Cave Johnson, and Watertender! Your captions make this blog a fun place to be.