We have a winner!

This was a very competitive contest, with numerous really, really clever submissions.

There was little consensus among the writers of FOTM, but each of us voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 227th FOTM Caption Contest, with two #1 votes, totaling 8 points, is . . .

Perry!

Here is the winning caption:

I didn’t know that hemorrhoids could be that big.

chemtrailssuck, kelly, Lola, and Paladin are in second place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here are their captions:

chemtrailssuck: “Revelations 13:1 And the dragon stood on the sand of the sea.”

kelly: “Return of the Jedi Screen Test: Jabba the Nutt”

Lola: “Warning: This Speedo contains a Bolshevik Dick”

Paladin: “Scientists have discovered the primary cause of the pollution of our oceans.”

Another chemtrailssuck caption, Dgnz, Freoling, another kelly caption, truckjunkie, and YouKnowWho are in third place, each with one #2 vote and two points. Here are their captions:

chemtrailssuck: “Darwin’s theory of evolution of slime molds evolving suddenly proven!”

Dgnz: “Sauron enjoying an afternoon off during the continued assault on middle-Earth”

Freoling: “Oh Look! A turd just washed up.”

kelly: “A face (and body) only a 42-year-old gold digger could love.”

truckjunkie: “How I wish I could UN-SEE THAT!!!!”

YouKnowWho: “Two words that should never be used together:
Spandex & Depends”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Perry!!!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest! 😀

~Eowyn

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YouKnowWho
YouKnowWho
22 days ago

considering the competition, I consider the Bronze to be honorable.

Calgirl
Calgirl
22 days ago

Thanks everyone for participating in this. However, I will never be able to unsee this. I might have to claim disability.

TrailDust
Admin
21 days ago

Congratulations Perry!

And big thanks to all the contributors, especially chemtrailssuck, kelly, Lola, Paladin, Dgnz, Freoling, truckjunkie, and YouKnowWho!!! 

Last edited 21 days ago by TrailDust
chemtrailssuck
18 days ago

Great comments! Dr. E where in the world do you get these crazy pics? LOL! This is a very popular contest! Laughs = good!