We have a winner!

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 226th FOTM Caption Contest, with three #1 votes and two #2 votes, totaling a whopping 16 points, is . . .


Here is the winning caption:

(Sung to the Addam’s theme song) They’re ugly and they’re lazy, they’re definitely crazy, their pasts are all too hazy, the Pandemic family.

Calgirl is in 2nd place, with two #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 10 points. Here’s her caption:

Ah, finally! PROOF! A picture captured of the seven deadly sinners conspiring!

GregB is in 3rd place, with one #1 and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points. Here is his caption:

They’re creepy and they’re sneaky,
Their Depends are getting leaky,
They’re all so totally freaky,
The Globalist Family

They belong in a museum,
Where no one comes to see ‘em
Lock ‘em up and never free ‘em,
The Globalist Family


They have evil intentions,
That none of them ever mentions,
They will even steal our pensions,
The Globalist Family.

PvtCharlieSlate is in 4th place, with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here is his caption:

For those who need to be social-distanced six feet – straight down

D. Stewart, Kelly and Paladin are in 5th place, with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

D. Stewart: “Performing live from Gitmo!”

Kelly: “Addams Family Reboot: Not Kooky, Just Corrupt!”

Paladin: “Ghoul’s Lives Matter!”


Congratulations, chemtrailssuck!!!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest! 😀


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4 months ago

Ho Ho Chem and Greg B…..so creative with the poetic version to sing to music!!!! I enjoyed this contest and hardly ever check back in to see results….this was a surprise to me to see second place 🙂 Thanks to all who enter their comments so that this FOTM segment can keep on going….I love all entries….love the creativity and thoughts of entrants. Keep it up everyone!

4 months ago

Congratulations, chemtrailssuck! 
And big thanks to all the caption writers, especially Calgirl, GregB, PvtCharlieSlate, D. Stewart, Kelly, and Paladin
You make us great. 

4 months ago

Thanks for everyone who voted for my off the cuff stuff!
🙂 I love these caption contests, they’re the best!
Awesome entries! 🙂