We have a winner!

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 224th FOTM Caption Contest, with three #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 14 points, is (at long last) . . .

Captain America!

Here is his winning caption:

“I need to blow my nose. Now where did I put that Constitution?”

chemtrailssuck is in second place, with one #1 vote and three #2 votes, totaling 10 points. Here is her caption:

Nancy’s brains were leaking out.

DFJ150, Jackie Puppet, and Watertender are in third place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here are their captions:

DFJ150: “To wipe out this viral pandemic we need universal health care, the green new deal, open borders, and…..ice cream.”

Jackie Puppet: “Nancy gives herself a dirty sanchez!

Watertender: “WooHoo! Smells like Hillary’s Depends!!!”

Gunny T, another Jackie Puppet caption, and MrB are in fourth place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

Gunny T: “I used to wipe my boogers under my desk when I was a child …”

Jackie Puppet: “Who knows where that finger’s been? 😱🤢”

MrB: “Listen, I can’t reach that booger with my tongue or my teeth will come loose.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Captain America!!!

Here’s FOTM‘s Certificate of Excellence certifying your win!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest! 😀

~Eowyn

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TrailDust
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20 days ago

Congratulations Captain America!
And big thanks to all the caption writers, especially chemtrailssuck, DFJ150, Jackie Puppet, Watertender, Gunny T, and MrB.
This blog rocks because of you!

chemtrailssuck
15 days ago
Reply to  TrailDust

I loooooove the Caption Contest! 🙂