We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 187th Caption Contest!

So many clever captions!

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considers to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 187th FOTM Caption Contest, with two #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 10 points, is . . .

Ann Branley!

Here’s the winning caption:

Don’t worry sweetheart, nobody, and I mean nobody would even think about grabbing you by the pussy.

John Adams is in 2nd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points. Here’s his caption:

Vagina Demagogues

Canttouchthis, Cheshire_cat_gifs, Mad Celt, pigpen51, and silhouette are in 3rd place, each with 4 points. Mad Celt received two #2 votes; the others each received one #1 vote. Here are their respective captions:

Canttouchthis: “Donald Trump tweets back ‘Not My Vagina’!!”

Cheshire_cat_gifs: “Whoa! That moment at the rally when the black magic marker smell hits your hippocampus hard AND you realize you forgot your pussy hat.”

Mad Celt: “Dorthy was only moments from stripping for womens rights when the meth wore off.”

pigpen51: “Now I understand why some women are lesbians.”

silhouette: “Oh, look, a walking vagina that talks out ‘er ass.”

Jaclyn and Jurist are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

Jaclyn: “My shirt should actually say, Pig against Trump. Check out my snout. Squeeeeee”

Jurist: “Not your president? Correct. Now Get The F Out of our country, where he IS President.”


Congratulations, Ann Branley!

Here’s your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissons, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!


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Great captions everyone! And congratulations Ann Branley!!!


Drum roll for all the winners.