We have a burial site for Boston bomber Tamerlan Tsarnaev's unwanted body

Nobody wants Tamerlan Tsarnaev’s body.
The New York Times reports that Tamerlan Tsarnaev, a suspect in the Boston Marathon bombings who died more than two weeks ago after a shootout with the police — he was also run over as his brother fled the scene — is still not buried.
Tsarnaev’s widow, Katherine Russell, declined to claim the crushed and bullet-riddled body. Finally, Tsarnaev’s estranged uncle Ruslan Tsarni claimed it a few days ago, saying he believed his nephew deserved a proper burial.

But as of yesterday evening, no cemetery had been found that would take the body. And officials at all levels of government spent the day tossing around responsibility for his burial like a hot potato.

Gov. Deval Patrick of Massachusetts said burying Tsarnaev was not up to the state or the federal government but to the family. Protesters have staked out the Graham Putnam & Mahoney Funeral Parlors in Worcester where the body lies, some carrying signs that say things like, “Bury this terrorist on U.S. soil and we will unbury him.” Federal officials said they had no jurisdiction and no interest in getting involved. An F.B.I. official said that the body was no longer needed for the investigation and that the burial was up to the family and the local authorities.

Now Tsarnaev’s shoplifter mother, Zubeidat Tsarnaeva, says she would like her son’s body to return to his home country, Russia, but there’s no assurance the Russian authorities would agree to accept the body and inter it.
Ever eager and ready to help those in distress, FOTM worked feverishly on this problem all day yesterday and finally found a fitting and proper final resting place for Tamerlan Tsarnaev!
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Flushing Toilet
Afterall, we flush aborted but born-alive babies down the toilet in America.
That’s what serial killer “Dr.” Kermit Gosnell does in his Philadelphia abortion clinic.
That’s also what a “counselor” at an abortion clinic in Bronx, NY, advises.
Tamerlan Tsarnaev’s body is just bigger, that’s all.
H/t FOTM’s WildBillAlaska
~Eowyn

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0 responses to “We have a burial site for Boston bomber Tamerlan Tsarnaev's unwanted body

  1. In this case the EPA would have a seizure over water pollution.
    Maybe it would be better to put him in a bunker buster and drop him on Iran. One guy volunteered to have him buried in his front yard, with the requirement the body must be fully wrapped in pig skin.

     
  2. Simple solution to the toilet problem. Cremation , then flush . Let him go for eternity knowing he made a real ash of himself .

     
  3. How fitting, burial by flushing in the “oval office”.

     
  4. Creamate the body and send it back to his mom because I doubt anyone will allow them to even use their toilet to flush the remains.

     
  5. Well apparently you haven’t kept up with technology – About a year ago I read about the process of liquification or liquifaction. It’s a new process – you are essentially turned into a fluid and flushed away into the sewer. It’s supposed to be a green way of doing things. Maybe he should be liquified and sent to Al Gore. But yes, I like the idea of a toilet, or maybe even the local sewage pond. The first one in the process. Another alternative is to jury rig a car with some of Big Sis’s explosive devices, take him to an isolated place, strap him in the driver’s seat or just dice him up and pressure cook him. Got any stray dogs in the neighborhood who need food?
    Forgive me. I’m a writer. ;c)

     
  6. They could bury him at sea ala Osama Bin Laden.

     
  7. Thank you Dr. Eowyn for this interesting post. It is noteworthy how even the mortuaries refuse to bury him. Perhaps elldee626 has the right idea.

     
  8. Dressage Rider

    Send him into space, after cremation.

     

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