Wanna play in our "Star Wars" Caption Contest?

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This is the 115th world famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic (h/t FOTM reader Gene G.):
obama lightsaber
The pic above was taken on the South Lawn of the White House in Sept. 2009. (Source: The Telegraph)
You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Like Darth Sidious who began his political life as a charismatic Senator from Naboo to become the evil Emperor Palpatine, Obama also pretends to be a well-intentioned public servant and supporter of democracy.

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, Jan. 19, 2016.
For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.
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0 responses to “Wanna play in our "Star Wars" Caption Contest?

  1. Edward Keiser

    Unless you’re LGBT you’re not gonna like where I shove this…

  2. Kevin J Lankford

    Wow…Can’t wait till rahm sees this at our “Chicago Bath house”.

  3. not a caption but i can hear the wookie noise coming out of michelle’s mouth.

  4. ” Oh my Mr.President , what a big rod you have “……….. All the better to screw with the American people .

  5. Now that I’ve taken all the guns, you citizens are defenseless against me and my sward

  6. “To all of you, flag waving, gun and bible clingers I am Barry Sotoreo your Phantom President! Make no mistake and let me be clear, I will continue to be a Menace to you long after January 2017!”

  7. The dumb-assery is STRONG in this one.

  8. Watch me whip, whip, watch me nae nae (whatever that means)

  9. “Hey everybody, look what Michel just pulled out of my butt.”

  10. I’m ready to attack ISIS!

  11. Balloon caption for Michelle/Mikey:
    “Girl, you be watching where you swing that hand!”

  12. Son of the Rabbit People

    Yep, it’s an Assault Weapon too. Ban it!

  13. Perhaps the most non-presidential photo of a ‘president’ since Calvin Coolidge posed in a Native American headdress….

  14. (Girl in red): “Is he for real???”
    (Michelle): “Nothing is real about that fool!”

  15. (Barry The Gay Blade): “If this thing was real, I could cut off the heads of a bunch of those Republicans”

  16. (Barry): “Watch this move, Moochie. It’s all in the wrists…. and I’m famous for my …… supple….. wrists.”

  17. See? you don’t NEED those guns! You just need one of THESE to defend yourselves with!

  18. chulai1968 i think that’s a guy

    • Just took another look at the photo. Long, curly hair. No ‘Moochie Package’ that I can detect…… I’ll stick with my first opinion.
      Now, if you’re referring to the guy in the blue and yellow, I’ll concede the point to you……
      ….. And the one on the far right swinging the Magic Wand with his/her/its left wing definitely has feminine characteristics……

  19. Kevin J Lankford

    Yea…I’m BAD…..I’m BAD…….They’ll never get me outa here now!!

  20. He feels powerful with that big blue one, but he knows mine is real and harder!

  21. Michelle (Michael): My saber is bigger than Barry’s.

  22. Mike in Maryland

    Moochie: Shouldn’t we sword fight in private?

  23. Kevin J Lankford

    Yes, the force is with me, Moochi. The force of the Supreme Court. The force of Congress. The force of the Senate. hTe force of the CIA. The force of the FBI. The force of the Secret Service. The force of all my military. And yes, Even the force of my powerful media.

  24. Moochie: Barry, I told you not to bring your sex toys out in public…

  25. Barack Hussein Obama!! You put that back on the unicorn right now! …boy, you don’t want to make me come over there…

  26. “Last time I tried this, I became president”.

  27. The Mooch says “He wishes”!!

  28. I am unable to provide a caption due to the fact that I cannot get over Michelle’s poor fashion choices.

  29. yeah, the sweater is too small

  30. may the “farts” be with you…and you alone obama

  31. “Zero”, the gay blade!

  32. I’m leaving this one alone.
    LOL – Talk about minefields.

  33. Son of the Rabbit People

    Here we see Barack drawing attention away from Michelle’s horrible lack of sense of style.

  34. “Ahhhh, Barry, knock it off! You know you ain’t no jedi knight…. Jedis don’t sit down when they pee….”

  35. Obama is saying, “This is what I pulled out of Michael’s pants this morning!”

  36. “May the farce of what we’re doing be with you ALL…”

  37. Obama to press, “This somehow makes me feel inadequate”….
    Or, “Michelle” is saying to Barak, “Honey, stop waving around my saber, you know we only play with that in the White House….”

  38. That’s the wrong colored light saber, Obama, you need to use a red one.

  39. Kevin J Lankford

    Alright, all y’all stand back now……This repo man ain’t gonna know what hit im.

  40. obama:
    “AAAHHH YES!!! The perfect tool for screwing the american people”

  41. looks like mooch is about to cough up a furball

  42. Wielding Micheals phalis, the addadicktome sabre.

  43. Stand back, Moochie. After I irradicate the Second Amendment, I’m going to confiscate all knives and “edged instrumets.” Let them use spoons!

  44. Now watch y’all..it’s very simple..ya feign right and thrust from the left…gets ’em every time

  45. Barry shows the world what’s been hiding in Michelle’s pants.