UK company, Edible Anus, sells chocolate molds of buttholes

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Once a culture or country degenerates, there is no end to its depravity.

There’s a company in Watford, England, called Edible Anus, which sells chocolate molds of buttholes.

Here it is in white chocolate:

From the company’s “About Us” page:

The Edible Anus first saw the light of day in 2006 when the London artist, Magnus Irvin, made a range of them in multi-coloured chocolate to present in an exhibition. It was at the ensuing show that he met and formed a partnership with Mr Ritzema, a tall man of Dutch desent. Since then the two of them have worked together to make the range of products available today.

Initially Mr Irvin tried to cast his own anus with messy and disastrous results. Whilst explaining his failure to a chance acquaintance at a bus stop he was gratified to find that his fellow bus passenger was willing to allow him to cast her anus. The job was done in just over half an hour later that afternoon and all subsequent anuses have been based on this casting. It is a matter of interest that the person who kindly donated her service has no idea that her anus has now gone global.

The chocolate, glass and metal anuses have since appeared in other exhibitions and some of the more unusual high street retailers, whilst the chocolate anus has been bought by decerning customers the world over. Rings of succulent chocolate lovingly cast and crafted from the delectable posterior of our stunning butt model. This luxury chocolate is unique and manufactured entirely in the UK. Watch Grandma’s face light up as she unwraps a homely selection of chocolate cracks. The perfect gift for all the family.

A 5-pack “bundle” of chocolate buttholes is on sale for £20 ($25.35), marked down from £25 ($31.69). Alas, it is out of stock.

What is not out-of-stock is the Solid Bronze Limited Edition Anus, for £450 ($570.43):

Below is a disgusting but unintentionally hilarious video of “alternative model” Rayna Terror getting a bronze mold made of her butthole.

Edible Anus’ co-owner Magnus Irvin (Facebook; website) is obsessed with feces. In addition to making edible and nonedible buttholes, he also makes poo cards, like this one.

WARNING! Disgusting Image!

H/t Twentytwo Words and Professor James Fetzer

~Eowyn

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19 responses to “UK company, Edible Anus, sells chocolate molds of buttholes

  1. I don’t see the need for society to put up with this crap.

     
  2. Gross, disgusting, loathsome. Who would want to visit that place let alone live there? Losing my sympathies for the invasion, but then realize there are still good people living there who have to put up with it.

     
  3. Nasty people…

     
  4. Thank God they only ship to customers within the UK. We have enough vile, filthy garbage being disseminated here in the US without importing this garbage from abroad! It is incredible to me that anyone would even want anything such as this.

     
  5. Actually, I can think of a few deserving people out there I’d like to send one of those to. 😉

     
    • Whose anus would those chocolates be molded on?

       
    • Don’t forget to spray Liquid Ass on them to make them extremely realistic!

      I should be really grateful my daughter got me only Ferrero Rocher hazelnut chocolates for Christmas!

       
  6. I am disgusted but not surprised.

     
  7. Absolutely grotesque. Oh well, at least he didn’t make molds of cow teats. That would be udderly ridiculous….

     
  8. That’s pretty gross. I have to admit, however, that might be a good prank gift for someone “special”.

     
  9. I love the articles I read here. Wonderful.
    Thanks

     
  10. I note that the bronze casting is only being made in a limited edition. I wonder if I can trade my 401k and convert some of it into these. I know that they can only go up in value, just like gold bars.
    Somebody shoot me. Never mind. I will just wait and I will die a little more every time I see something like this.

     
  11. Perfect present for the biggest asshole I can think of…. Andrew Cuomo!!!

     
  12. Seriously, is this what our society has evolved into, obsessing about a body part that is used for elimination of poisons/toxins. This man never got pass his diaper years.

     
  13. It won’t be long before you can purchase a boxed set of Kardashian anuses of the whole family. Bruce extra.

     
  14. DCG has often noted that the Brits are toast. After this, there can be no doubt.

     
  15. Well someone through eggs at a group of us the other night when we were leaving the theatre which was gross enough, imagine having some of these bitches land on your head! The genius of some old lunatic no doubt. Having said that I could do with some place to hang up my tea towels.

     
  16. Crack Spackle?

     
  17. The guy in this video is certifiable. What a looney! He’s almost as sick and disgusting as the incestuous and bestial artist Eric Gill.

     

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