Uh Oh, Little Johnny Is Back.

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Yea Yea I know. It's Little Johnny's Mentor

 

Teacher:- “Right, there are five birds sitting on a telephone line. A farmer comes along with his gun and shoots one of them. How many are left?”
Little Johnny:- “None Miss”.
Teacher:- “Could you tell me why?”

Little Johnny:- “Well Miss, when the farmer shot the bird, the sound of the gun would have frightened the other birds away”.

Teacher:- “Well, the answer I was looking for was four. But I like your thinking.”

Little Johnny:- “Miss, while we’re asking questions, could I ask you one?”

Teacher:- “Its a bit irregular, but go on then”

Little Johnny:- “There are three women sitting on a bench in the park, eating ice lollies. One of them is licking the lolly; one is biting it; and one is putting it in and out of her mouth. Which one is married?”

Teacher (rather embarrassed):- “Err… I suppose it was the last one.”

Little Johnny:- “Well I’d have said the one with the wedding ring. But I like your thinking.”

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7 responses to “Uh Oh, Little Johnny Is Back.

  1. Steve this site already lost it’s “g” rating. You are really bucking for a “R” aren’t you? 😉

    I’m out guys, time to do the Monday morning grind. Later 🙂

     
    • You are skating on really thin ice, Steve, er, Johnny. LOL

       
    • lowtechgrannie

      You’re just plain bad! LOL!

      I’ve got a really funny video of Zack Attack, my 2 year old nephew, eating his first corn dog on a stick, but with the Weiner scandal and all the jokes right now, I don’t dare put it on Youtube right now.

       
  2. LOL,I can’t help but like little Johnny.

     
  3. lowtechgrannie

    You’re just plain bad! LOL!

     
  4. This kid, Johnny is going to go far

     
  5. doubledogdareya

    Steve, you naughty, naughty boy……………….
    This granny has a lolly for YOU!!

     

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