Uh Oh, Little Johnny Is Back.

Yea Yea I know. It's Little Johnny's Mentor

 

Teacher:- “Right, there are five birds sitting on a telephone line. A farmer comes along with his gun and shoots one of them. How many are left?”
Little Johnny:- “None Miss”.
Teacher:- “Could you tell me why?”

Little Johnny:- “Well Miss, when the farmer shot the bird, the sound of the gun would have frightened the other birds away”.

Teacher:- “Well, the answer I was looking for was four. But I like your thinking.”

Little Johnny:- “Miss, while we’re asking questions, could I ask you one?”

Teacher:- “Its a bit irregular, but go on then”

Little Johnny:- “There are three women sitting on a bench in the park, eating ice lollies. One of them is licking the lolly; one is biting it; and one is putting it in and out of her mouth. Which one is married?”

Teacher (rather embarrassed):- “Err… I suppose it was the last one.”

Little Johnny:- “Well I’d have said the one with the wedding ring. But I like your thinking.”

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Will
Will
9 years ago

Steve this site already lost it’s “g” rating. You are really bucking for a “R” aren’t you? 😉

I’m out guys, time to do the Monday morning grind. Later 🙂

Dr. Eowyn
Admin
9 years ago
Reply to  Will

You are skating on really thin ice, Steve, er, Johnny. LOL

lowtechgrannie lowtechgrannie
Reply to  Will

You’re just plain bad! LOL!

I’ve got a really funny video of Zack Attack, my 2 year old nephew, eating his first corn dog on a stick, but with the Weiner scandal and all the jokes right now, I don’t dare put it on Youtube right now.

tina
tina
9 years ago

LOL,I can’t help but like little Johnny.

lowtechgrannie lowtechgrannie

You’re just plain bad! LOL!

theretrospectiveentrepreneur

This kid, Johnny is going to go far

doubledogdareya
doubledogdareya
9 years ago

Steve, you naughty, naughty boy……………….
This granny has a lolly for YOU!!