Tyra Banks: global warming endangers women's hour-glass figure

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Chicken_LittleThe Sky is Falling! The Sky is Falling!

Those purveyors of myth, the global warmists, have reached a new level of absurdity. (Please see “One More Nail In The Coffin Of Global Warming!” on global warming being a myth.)
In a July 7, 2014 article for the Wall Street Journal (!), scientist fashion model Tyra Banks, 40, who has a high-school education, makes 10 predictions about how “beauty” will be different in the future, without defining what “future” means.
Prediction No. 3 is:

Global warming will threaten our crops so natural food will be scarce. Hourglass, curvy bodies will be the aspirational beauty standard, representing that those women have access to bounties of fulfilling yet healthy food, which means they are affluent.”

Translated, that means “in the [very vague] future,” only really rich women will have “hourglass, curvy bodies” because only really rich women will have access to “healthy food,” because healthy “natural food” will be scarce, because all those “natural” food crops that give women “hourglass, curvy bodies” will be endangered species, because of GLOBAL WARMING!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Tyra Banks without makeupTyra Banks sans fard (without makeup). [Source]

We can laugh except for this:
Wikipedia’s entry on Tyra Banks says “Banks is one of four African Americans and seven women to have repeatedly ranked among the world’s most influential people by Time magazine.”
God help us.
~Eowyn

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0 responses to “Tyra Banks: global warming endangers women's hour-glass figure

  1. Oh My! This from the bimbo who served her staffers McDonald’s at their annual Christmas party:
    https://www.vh1.com/celebrity/2008-01-02/tyra-banks-really-did-serve-mcdonalds-at-staff-christmas-party/

     
  2. “Fear Propaganda”: “Global Warming”. The only real global warming is the result of the sun rising and shining during the day… warming the globe… as it has since created. Fear and control. Always the same. People who buy into the scare tactics agree to be controlled. That is why the government promotes “Fear Propaganda” to gain increasingly totalitarian control.

     
  3. Amazing what make up can hide , almost looks like mooch

     
  4. She’s a well-known fibber: “Banks enrolled in the nine-week Owner/President Management Program (OPM) at Harvard Business School. Banks graduated from the Executive Education Training Program in February 2012, earning a certificate. Tyra has come under intense criticism for implying she was a Harvard “graduate.” Harvard’s own newspaper, The Harvard Crimson, was critical of Tyra’s public statements about “attending” Harvard.”

     
  5. This is what happens in a world where there are no longer any bonafide role models to look up to. Once that takes place, all logical/intelligent guidance ceases to exist. Above you have what is left, which we all know is totally meaningless and mindless dribble for all practical purposes. And of course when you are unable to think for yourself, you will naturally latch on to anything that comes along in print. This is especially true if this is in line with an agenda that you have already been programed for. It’s all quite simple .

     
  6. “Banks is one of four African Americans and seven women to have repeatedly ranked among the world’s most influential people by Time magazine.”
    ANOTHER reason why we can’t put any stock on Wikipedia. It’s written by its readers. THIS was likely put forth by the President of her Fan Club,so it MUST be true,right? (Sarc. OFF)

     
  7. traildustfotm

    stupid-burn-the

     
  8. Is there something in the air/water in Hollywood because they have an enormous amount of stupid in that area.?

     
  9. Just when you think things can’t get nuttier….!!

     

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