12 Reasons For Voting Democrat

WHY I VOTED DEMOCRATIC
Top 12 Reasons….A List That Explains Most Everything

When your friends cannot explain why they voted for Democrats, give them this list. They can then pick their reasons from this “TOP 12″…
1. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn’t.
2. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
3. I voted Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
4. I voted Democrat because I’m way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.
5. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can’t tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don’t start driving a Prius.
6. I voted Democrat because I’m not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
7. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits.
8. I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.
9. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.
10. I voted Democrat because I think that it’s better to pay billions to people who hate us for their oil, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle or gopher.
11. I voted Democrat because while we live in the greatest, most wonderful country in the world, I was promised “HOPE AND CHANGE”.
12. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my @$$, it’s unlikely that I’ll ever have another point of view.
~Steve~       H/T   Miss May

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It’s the truth.

 
DCG
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DCG

I will never understand the mentality of a lib…

 
tina
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should have been a spew alert on the lost muslim kid! lol

 
josephbc69
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I say “All of the above”, for good terminal STUPIDITY MEASURE!
How’s that “hopey” “changey” thing working for ya now?
It’s right down there w/”Hope is on its way!” BS.
And as far as OBL being “caught” and killed, how does anyone on a kidney dialysis machine survive for ten years while being moved from place to place? He was dead ten years ago: they took his carcass out of the freezer to save the Obamamama’s sorry ass, and that’s the long and short of it.
You read it here on the Fellowship, from the original “Raggedy-Assed Investor Newsletter” creator and writer. [T.R.A.I.N.]

 
Matt
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Matt

I voted Republican because: 1. I want those who can most afford it to stop paying for public infrastructure, and spend that money instead on private jets. 2. I like seeing corporations making record profits while unemployment soars 3. I believe in your inalienable rights, so long as you have the money and Christian principles to back them up 4. I want our prison population, already twice the size of China’s, to increase even more 5. I believe anything I can’t see myself doing as being immoral 6. I’m afraid of the people I made fun of in school for… Read more »

josephbc69
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When I re-read my comment I now see how angry I was, and no doubt someone will be offended by my language, but…. Matters are so bad because we languish under the regime of someone who is more stupid than evil, but in the end, the product of his stupidity is evil, no matter how “well-intentioned” he may claim it to be.