Tuesday Morning Chuckle.


An 86-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his test results come back normal. The doctor says, ” Gary everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?” Gary replies, “God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he’s fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof the light goes on. When I’m done, poof the light goes off.” “Wow, that’s incredible,” the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls Gary ‘s wife. “Marianne, he says, Gary is doing fine but I had to call you because I’m in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof * the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he’s done, *poof the light goes off?” “OH MY!” Marianne exclaims.!!!!” “He’s peeing in the refrigerator again.”

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Dr. Eowyn
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Dr. Eowyn
9 years ago

Hysterically funny!
Thanks for starting my day with a laugh, Steve. 😀

igor
igor
9 years ago

i guess this is something to look forward to as we get older.

lowtechgrannie lowtechgrannie
lowtechgrannie lowtechgrannie
9 years ago

I’d stay away from the pickle juice in that refrigerator!

DCG
DCG
9 years ago

oh yuck!! 🙂

Zorro
Zorro
9 years ago

LTG, you meant the orange juice to be served by Israelis to Arabs at the peace talks…