Tuesday funny…for the ladies!


Do you wash your hair in the shower, you may want to stop!
It’s so good to finally get a health warning that is useful!!!
IT INVOLVES THE SHAMPOO WHEN IT RUNS DOWN YOUR BODY WHEN YOU SHOWER WITH IT!!!!
WARNING TO US ALL!!! Shampoo Warning!
 I don’t know WHY I didn’t figure this out sooner!
I use shampoo in the shower!
When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and
printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning,
“FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME.”
No wonder I have been gaining weight!
Well! I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering with Dawn dish soap instead. Its label reads,
“DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE.”
Problem solved!
If I don’t answer the phone I’ll be in the shower! 
h/t Laura
DCG

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Laura B.
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Laura B.

A weighty issue — but a wash at that. :>) As for this ol’ pair of hips living in Biscuit-Heaven-On-Earth North Georgia…well, I needn’t expand on the subject: Too heavy for words!

Doc's Wife
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Doc's Wife

Hi neighbor in N. Georgia from nearby NC mtns. Biscuits here are huge and light!

Christine.
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Thanks for the warning. If one has parts of ones body that one want to have more to then one could direct the shampoo to those bits instead. I’m OK as all my bits are big enough (Too big) so I’ll lean my head over so that it doesn’t touch my body. I expect my toes might suffer but I can bury them in the sand. LOL 🙂 I hope that’s a weight of your mind.

Dr. Eowyn
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That’s funny!
Given the dysfunctional govt school system and the resultant increasing illiteracy of Americans, it won’t surprise me if some people actually take seriously that label. 😉

dan
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dan

If you’re brave enough to touch that with a ten-foot pole 🙂
….and I was about to order a barrel of that Dawn stuff !

Julia
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Julia

Omg that is pitiful!

fattyblueballs@gmail.com
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fattyblueballs@gmail.com

You are so mean! Don’t make fun of Christine because she has trouble writing! She’s obviously trying her best. How about you? Do you take seriously grammar? The truth is, commenting on blogs has made people less literate. Because of keyboards, we can write faster than any other time in history! Yet we can’t take 10 seconds to look over what we’ve written before we share it with the world.

Dr. Eowyn
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Fortunately, unlike someone who shall remain nameless (but her initials are FBB) who takes offense where none was intended or made, Christine is not stupid and knows full well I wasn’t referring to her.

Caroline Niven-Roy
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Hahahaha,,,,lol

Dave
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DCG,
LOL – Yeah, but shouldn’t you always be out of shampoo?
I mean, the directions do say: Lather, rinse, repeat. 😉
-Dave

moxielouise
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And technically, you’d never finish…repeat…once? Twice? Infinity?? You could die in the shower, all pruned up before your time…

Joan
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Thank you Laura and DCG for this funny post! This is a joke! Lighten up fattyblueballs! Your e-mail name is noteworthy! (LOL)