Tuesday Funnies!

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I was talking with a homeless man this morning and asked him how he ended up this way.

He said, “Up until last week, I still had it all. I had plenty to eat; my clothes were washed and pressed; I had a roof over my head; I had HDTV and Internet; and I went to the gym, the pool, and the library. I was working on my MBA on-line. I had no bills and no debt. I even had full medical coverage!”

I felt sorry for him, so I asked, “What happened? Was it drugs, alcohol, divorce?”

“Oh no. Nothing like that,” he said.

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A Mormon was wandering around in a field, thinking about how good his wife, a former Baptist, had been to him and how fortunate he was to have her.

He asked God, “Why did you make her so kind-hearted?”

The Lord responded, “So you could love her, my son.”

“Why did you make her so good-looking?”

“So you could love her, my son.”

“Why did you make her such a good cook?”

“So you could love her, my son.”

The man thought about this. Then he said, “I don’t mean to seem ungrateful or anything, but why did you make her so stupid?”

“So she could love you, my son.”
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And if you’ve lost the joy of innocence, take heart from this video of God’s creatures — dogs, cats, goats, sheep, foxes and even black bears — having great fun jumping on a trampoline.

H/t GiGi and maziel

~Eowyn

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7 responses to “Tuesday Funnies!

  1. That’s too cute! The two fox reminded me of a Raven and Woodhouse video…

     
  2. Delightful, all of them seem to like it, and me too!

     
  3. Those are terrific.

     
  4. 😀

     
  5. What a wonderful way to add laughter to today! Thank you to each and everyone who helped to bring this delight to the FOTM family. God Bless each of you.

     
  6. Animals on trampolines…so cute!

     
  7. And they’ll never have to worry about liability lawsuits from animals if they hurt themselves!

     

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