Trump the Hill Caption Contest!

This is the 106th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic (h/t japoa):
Trump Hildebeast
You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM! :D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

A beast with a Trump toupee is still a Hildebeast.

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, Sept. 15, 2015.
For the winner of our last caption contest, click here.
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0 responses to “Trump the Hill Caption Contest!

  1. One party, two brands, all in the same product. What more could anyone want.

  2. Hillary was disappointed to find out her and The Donald had the same hair stylist.

  3. A better face and idea’s than Bestery HILABRAND the lying beast.

  4. ” I thought for sure my new ‘do would boost my poll #’s , “

  5. Yikes!!! What a ghastly image!!!

  6. ” I spent 600$ and all I got was this weird ass style . Maybe I’ll Arkan-cide the stylist “

  7. Bill, I don’t CARE if it makes you feel strange, I will go to ANY lengths, do you hear me, ANY lengths to get in the Oval Office. Damnit, I’M OWED AN INTERN.


  9. ” I have the same hair as he does , like the same sex as he does . Why am I sinking like the Titanic ” ?

  10. Hillary’s Victor/Victoria picture!!

  11. Kevin J Lankford

    Now, all I gotta do is act like myself…and I can do to the Donald what tina fey did to Sara.

  12. Our ruling class can serve it any way you want it. Just remember your always getting the same things.

  13. Whether it’s Hllary or Donald, there will be hell toupee.

  14. OMG, it’s “Hillrump”…

  15. Who ever Photo Shopped this pic of Trump so they could troll for negative character captions sent in by other idiots, that they wanted to capitalize upon such captions for their demented ego and with one purpose in mind, to demoralize Donald Trump! What an asshole for doing so! How’s that?

    • Stephen,
      If you really believe that Trump would be “demoralized” by this photoshopped Trump-the-Hillary pic, then you grossly underestimate both the grittiness and sense-of-humor of your idol.

    • Kevin J Lankford

      Ahhh………and people think I ain’t got no sense of humor…

    • Do you not recognize satirical humor ? These political whores are laughing all the way to the bank on our dime ! I guess you took it at a knock against ” The Donald ” ! WRONG !
      It’s a knock on the biotch from Park Ridge . Even better . If you really believe that his election will change things . Your sadly mistaken . No body gets to that position without having sold their souls to the banksters .
      If you believe otherwise , I got a one way ticket to ” Fantasy Island ” waiting for you at your nearest int’l airport

  16. Damn-I can’t WAIT ’til my HORNS grow out….

  17. Hillary Scrotum Clinton

  18. Just call me ‘Billary’….

  19. Donald Frump

  20. Who comrade Broom Hilda wishes she was.

  21. Well, on the bright side, at least now it can wear a real suit to cover that fat ass.

  22. How do you like the new, spontaneous me? Fun and terrific, amirite?

  23. Hillary figures, if it works for Michael Obama, Maybe it will work for me!!

  24. Huma loves it when I dress up like a man. I make a better man than her husband!

  25. Two cheeks, one smelly butt of an incestuous ruling class. What you see is what you get.

  26. With my personality and her looks There is no way I can lose this race.

  27. No caption, but that image is creepy! I thought it was trump in make-up until I recognized Hillary. It still looks like Trump in make-up.
    If you vote for Trump or Hillary, you will get the same result.

  28. DELIVERANCE, northeast style.

  29. Kevin J Lankford

    So, hillary has finally gotten tired of bill getting all the best girls.

  30. Damn I look good! C’mer and gimme some Huma!

  31. Blowhard Rosh Hashanah Trumpets – Is that Hitlery under the Chemtrail ?

  32. Patrick Robinson

    Heil Hitlery!

  33. The New World Order’s dream candidate – Don’s popularity with Hildebeast’s sell-out & media support. Sure to win!

  34. Looks like we have a “Hillary-Lover in our midst. One person voted thumbs DOWN on EVERY one until Bill’s comment. HMMmmmmmm…..

  35. “He said… She said… You’re f***ed either way!”

  36. “He said… She said… What DIFFERENCE does it Make!!!”

  37. Hair today…gone tomorrow

  38. Madonna Trumplarry performing “Frozen like a Donald”.

  39. Kevin J Lankford

    What do you get if you cross a billionaire with a bitch??