Too bad, so sad: Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner cancels his/her speaking tour

Methinks the public has had enough of Bruce/Caitlyn.
Bruce Jenner as Caitlyn
TMZ reports that Bruce/Caitlyn’s 5-city speaking tour is over before it even gets off the ground.
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The “Unique Lives and Experiences” tour was set to kick off in Toronto on February 22. “People” close to Bruce/Caitlyn told TMZ that he/she had scheduling conflicts, so they’ve pulled the plug. Riiiiight.
The Toronto venue told TMZ there were still “a lot” of tickets left for Bruce/Caitlyn’s speaking engagement when he/she backed out. Despite that, TMZ was told it was absolutely canceled purely due to the scheduling issues.

Hire me: it'll only cost $100,000!

Hire me: it’ll only cost $100,000!


Fear not though. If you’d like to hire Bruce/Caitlyn for a speaking engagement, it’ll only cost you $100,000.
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Scented444
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Caitlyn was created by the Kardasians “keeping Up With the Kardasians” not by Bruce Jenner. Sadly he is still trying to keep up, he wants more than he is worth, just like the Kardasians. Bruce is still the Olympic winner mentally but physically doesnt mold well with Cait.

Dr. Eowyn
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I wouldn’t pay 50 cents to hear his propaganda.

Lynn
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Lynn

I am continually amused that Bruce is foisting off his transgender nonsense. He is but a man in a dress, a heterosexual fetishist if you will.
I also think that he may well never undergo surgery for that would make him a transsexual and not a transgender would it not? Why would he prefer to be castrated and void his pleasure tool when he likes women so much: three wives and six children does seem to reflect a functioning male does it not?

Anonymous
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Anonymous

Yeah, he wanted be a woman so much he fathered six kids…

marblenecltr
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The cause for the transition, whatever that cause may be, is only compounded in its irrationality with the thought that the public wants to hear about it. Is there any reality in the reality tv of the Kardashians?

Anonymous
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Anonymous

Pro wrestling is more real than the Kardashians.

truckjunkie
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truckjunkie

” Is there any reality in the reality tv of the Kardashians?” Good question-it’s exactly THAT question that has made “reality” TV so utterly laughable. Maybe this is on the same level as calling the fattest guy on the loading dock “Skinny” or the office genius “Dumbo”. I maintain that Bruce is retaining his junk because he’s still “testing” this “being a Woman” thing out,and isn’t sure enough of it to make it permanent. As long as he keeps the penis intact he can always backtrack and stay Male. (As we all know,though,no matter HOW he re-shuffles the parts,he’ll still… Read more »

torq
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torq

maybe (s)he could open for Bill Cosby’s tour and throw in Charlie “the disease” Sheen to close the show

Dave
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Dave

I wouldn’t go see him if you paid me.
-Dave

Glenn47
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Glenn47

Darn, now I have to return my ticket and get credit. Alas, woe is me, when does it end? All these inconveniences. Sarc off.
I think this whole charade has backfired.

ElizabethsSpilledTeaCup
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ElizabethsSpilledTeaCup

Who wants to go hear a mentally ill man speak!
Sorry, Bruce.
Chicks don’t have di*ks !

marblenecltr
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Reblogged this on necltr and commented:
Stay well ahead of the Kardashians, or, at least, far away.