Today's Geography Lesson

The Geography of a Woman

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Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa . Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!

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Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.

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Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. 

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Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.

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Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Italy, a bottle of the finest Cabernet Sauvignon.

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Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

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After 70, she becomes Tibet .

Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.
An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge. 

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN 

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Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran ,
ruled by a pair of nuts.

THE END

~Steve~       H/T  Wild Bill Alaska.

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animalizard
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This post is patronising both to women and the 90% of the world that North America does not take up. I suggest you go forth, travel, and stop relying on stereotypes to inform you about African culture.

Dr. Eowyn
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Gosh, I had no idea Africans in Prato, Italy (where you are) have no sense of humor. This is a joke post, moron.

Dennis H Bennett
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Dennis H Bennett

Must be crushed by the Pope retiring!

Dr. Eowyn
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If he’s an African in Italy, he’s probably a Muslim.

Dennis H Bennett
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Dennis H Bennett

I get it! pretending he’s for women’s rights. Camel turds really smell bad sometimes!!

Lilly
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Lilly

Lizard as part of your name is very suiting!
Get a life–what did you just crawl out from under a rock or something ?
A dose of a sense of humor would serve you well !

blackpowder
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blackpowder

yup at first that special woman is a real beauty then after 20 yrs or so u discover u married the dark lord, u now have a hump on ur back and all u can say to her is yes master

Dr. Eowyn
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Ouch!

sage_brush sagebrushsays
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sage_brush sagebrushsays

blackpowder – I have been happily married for almost 33 years. My husband is the only man I EVER met that I couldn’t control. That does not make me weak – it makes him Very strong. Thank God.
Ephesians 5:33
Nevertheless let every one of you in particular so love his wife even as himself; and the wife see that she reverence her husband.

Crustacean
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Crustacean

Ell-oh-Freakin’ Ell, Steve & Wild Bill. Hey, you can leave your hat on!!