Thursday morning chuckle.. A twofer..

The FBI is considering three men to be hired. They bring them in to speak with the interviewer separately. The first man comes in and sits down.
The interviewer asks him “Do you love your wife?” so he replies “Yes I do, sir.” “Do you love your country?” asks the interviewer. “Yes I do, sir.”, interviewer continues, “What do you love more, your wife or your country?” he replies “My country, sir.” The interviewer looks at the
man, “Okay. We brought in your wife. Take this gun and go into the next
room and kill her.”
The man goes into the room, and all is silent for about 5 minutes. He comes back, with his tie loosened and he is all sweaty. He puts down the gun and leaves.
The second guy comes in and sits down. The interviewer asks him the same questions, and the responses are the same. The interviewer gives him a gun, and tells him to go kill his wife. The guy puts the gun down and says “I can’t do it….”
The third guy comes in, the same thing happens. The interviewer gives him a gun, and tells him to go kill his wife. The guy goes into the room, and BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! This is followed by a bunch of crashing sounds that end after a few minutes.
The guy comes out of the room with his tie loosened, and puts the gun on the table. The interviewer looks at him and says “What happened?!?
To which the guy replies, “The gun you gave me was filled with blanks, so I had to strangle her!” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 
A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. “You aren’t so good in bed either!” he shouted and stormed off to work.
By mid morning, he decided he’d better make amends and called home. “What took you so long to answer?”
“I was in bed.”
“What were you doing in bed this late?”
“Getting a second opinion.”
~Steve~                       H/T   Joseph

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3 responses to “Thursday morning chuckle.. A twofer..

  1. Ha second one gave me a chuckle!

     
  2. Excellente!

     
  3. Oh my, Steve’s sharing our little secret funnies! Glad you folks like them. May it brighten your day twice: once when you read it, and a second when you repeat it!

     

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