Thursday Coronavirus Funnies :-)


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greenworxx
greenworxx
2 months ago

These are really good, especially Ko’Rona Vyress!

RLABruce
RLABruce
2 months ago
Reply to  greenworxx

Someone WILL name their baby “Ko’Rona Vyress”–and they WILL be the same race of a patient an OB nurse I knew, who named her new daughter “Timexia” because a Timex wall clock was the last thing she saw going in for her C-section.

DCG
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DCG
2 months ago

Funny stuff!

Kevin J Lankford
Kevin J Lankford
2 months ago

The “home invasions’ one sounds all most unavoidable,….and appropriate.

RLABruce
RLABruce
2 months ago

Accompanying fewer home invasions will be a slump in crime in general–because some homeowners WILL use their guns, then clean up the mess, leaving behind fewer home invaders to invade homes. “Let’s see, the garden has two . . . doesn’t the rosebush need fertilizing?”

truckjunkie
truckjunkie
2 months ago

THESE are the best part of the last Month……

Amanda
Amanda
2 months ago

Well, I’ve got enough to keep me busy today, figuring out how that dog got on top of the cabinets.

TrailDust
Admin
2 months ago

My favorite is, “You’ve become a housecat.”

CalGirl
CalGirl
2 months ago

It’s gonna happen—-a child named Ko’Rona Vyress……just ask a school teacher. We get the “special names” all the time…sometimes half a class of them. At the beginning of the year, it takes a half hour to work your way through calling out the roll in a large class b/c you are trying to figure out how to pronounce names without hurting feelings (they DO get hurt/ indignant if you don’t know how to say it right off!) And, if not similar to this…the very creative spellings of otherwise main-stream names, that we mispronouce b/c we were taught to read with… Read more »

chemtrailssuck
2 months ago

Classic!!!! Keep ’em coming! : )