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These are really good, especially Ko’Rona Vyress!
Someone WILL name their baby “Ko’Rona Vyress”–and they WILL be the same race of a patient an OB nurse I knew, who named her new daughter “Timexia” because a Timex wall clock was the last thing she saw going in for her C-section.
The “home invasions’ one sounds all most unavoidable,….and appropriate.
Accompanying fewer home invasions will be a slump in crime in general–because some homeowners WILL use their guns, then clean up the mess, leaving behind fewer home invaders to invade homes. “Let’s see, the garden has two . . . doesn’t the rosebush need fertilizing?”
THESE are the best part of the last Month……
Well, I’ve got enough to keep me busy today, figuring out how that dog got on top of the cabinets.
My favorite is, “You’ve become a housecat.”
It’s gonna happen—-a child named Ko’Rona Vyress……just ask a school teacher. We get the “special names” all the time…sometimes half a class of them. At the beginning of the year, it takes a half hour to work your way through calling out the roll in a large class b/c you are trying to figure out how to pronounce names without hurting feelings (they DO get hurt/ indignant if you don’t know how to say it right off!) And, if not similar to this…the very creative spellings of otherwise main-stream names, that we mispronouce b/c we were taught to read with… Read more »
Classic!!!! Keep ’em coming! : )
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