This has to be Little Johnny's Cousin.

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STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM
I would have given him 100%!
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Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page
Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid
Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage
Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams
Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch & dinner
Q7. What looks like half an apple?
The other half
Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
* It will simply become wet.
Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping?
* No problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand.
Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four
apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have?
* Very large hands
Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it
take four men to build it?
* No time at all, as the wall is already built
Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
~Steve~             H/T    Joseph’s friend Tom o.

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0 responses to “This has to be Little Johnny's Cousin.

  1. LOL – If you ask me, the kid deserves a perfect score, as he is obviously much smarter than the test.
    -Dave

     
    • Over the years Dr Tom OBrien has sent me many good emails, but as per the above comments, this one probably takes the cake, so far! Many of the responses are excellent, really, as they made me rethink my answer. You know, as in “If time flies like an arrow, then fruit flies like a banana!” Or maybe it was the other way…. Geez, which way did I come in, I gotta go!

       
  2. This is total bullshit and anyone with more than a third grade education would know that. 1) There is no subject in which these idiotic questions would be on a test. 2) This test was written by someone with a profoundly inferior grasp of English; too poorly written for even a shitty teacher. We don’t capitalize all nouns in English like they do in German; only proper nouns. 3) What the f*uck is the Blue Sea? I’ve heard of the Red Sea… Idiots.

     

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