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Reblogged from FOTM’s Hardnox’s blog, Hardnox!

Monday, July 2, 2012

Lib Fossils Discovered

Recent archaeological digging in Washington DC has unearthed the fossil remains of the first known Liberals.  Archaeologists estimate the age of the fossil dating to about 1910.

Coincidentally, their offspring have also been identified.  DNA testing will be conducted to provide verification but the scientific community is unanimous that the relationship will be 100%.

Unfortunately, many have been spotted aimlessly wandering around the country sporting “Forward 2012” bumper stickers on their Priuses and Subarus and are seen especially in the North East, Mid-Atlantic, the Washington Metro Area, the West Coast, and areas of the Upper-Midwest.

Caution: DO NOT APPROACH! – they are vile and known to carry disease.  Other characteristics: sneaky and dishonest; known to jump off cliffs like lemmings; gather in herds without knowing why they are there; act superior without knowing facts; run like cockroaches when exposed to an American Flag; repelled at the first site of a Soldier, Sailor, Airman, Marine, or any Christian or Jewish symbols.
~Reposted by Eowyn

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0 responses to “This explains it!

  1. ROFL !! This is great ! : )

     
  2. I believe the proper medical term for this condition is rectal cranial inversion.lol

     
  3. Yes, that looks like the libs I know 🙂

     
  4. Anderson Cooper came out today but I see he wasted no time getting back in; I just hope he stays there. 😀

     

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