They Sent My Census Form Back

In answer to the question,
‘Do you have any dependents?’,
I put … ’12 million illegal immigrants, crack heads, unemployable
bastards, the cast of The Jerry Springer Show, 140,000 people in our 133
penal establishments in California,
leftovers from Katrina, half of Mexico,
much of the Congress & staff, most of the Senate and a Muslim President!’
Apparently this wasn’t an acceptable answer.
I worked really hard on this.    ” umm Gross Alert”
~Steve~       H/T   Miss May.

I mean Really Really Hard. Can someone show me how to type with my elbows?

I think I Know Why.

I guess skippy needs some more money.


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Dr. Eowyn

Ha Ha Ha Ha. Love it! 😀
If anyone really wrote that in his census form, expect a knock on the door at 3 a.m. from the friendly folks goons of TSA ! LOL


its true,lol!