No more will we be stuck with choosing between Tweedledee and Tweedledum. There is a new political party in the United States of America!
It’s the Humane Party. Here’s the party’s inaugural announcement:
We are the first American political party committed to the rights of all animals, not just the human kind, and to the realization of a fully ecosystem-neutral economy. We will run our first U.S. Senatorial candidate in 2012 and our first Presidential candidate in 2016. And we need volunteers nationwide right now!
Conservatives should welcome the Humane Party because it’ll split Left votes from the Demonrat Party. Come ye, come all. The more, the merrier!
H/t beloved FellowshipOfMinds member May!