There's a New Political Party in America!

No more will we be stuck with choosing between Tweedledee and Tweedledum. There is a new political party in the United States of America!
It’s the Humane Party. Here’s the party’s inaugural announcement:

We are the first American political party committed to the rights of all animals, not just the human kind, and to the realization of a fully ecosystem-neutral economy. We will run our first U.S. Senatorial candidate in 2012 and our first Presidential candidate in 2016. And we need volunteers nationwide right now!

Conservatives should welcome the Humane Party because it’ll split Left votes from the Demonrat Party. Come ye, come all. The more, the merrier!
H/t beloved FellowshipOfMinds member May!
~Eowyn

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Will
Will
10 years ago

I will say this in the most intellectual way possible.
Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Will
Will
10 years ago
Reply to  Dr. Eowyn

Hey Eowyn sorry your in the dumps but if it helps I did save money buy switching to Gieco… well no not really but it makes for a great tie-in that the man who does the Gieco voice overs was just canned for leaving a nasty email to a tea party group.

Will
Will
10 years ago

I have not been here in a few days where is the Stevester?

Will
Will
10 years ago
Reply to  Dr. Eowyn

You got to be kidding? Man it seems that everyone here is running into a streak of bad luck. I hope he get’s everything straight.

Will
Will
10 years ago

Good to see you back man and let’s not kid ourselves it wasn’t a sinkhole, you were digging a hole to China and it got out of hand! I could have told you it was a bad idea and that you need to take a plane like normal folks! 😉

bkeyser
bkeyser
10 years ago

Well, folks, this just has to be exploited. I’ve already got a photoshop idea and I’ll update as soon as it’s finished.

Will
Will
10 years ago
Reply to  bkeyser

Uh, oh the gears in BK’s head is starting to turn again.