There's a New Political Party in America!

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No more will we be stuck with choosing between Tweedledee and Tweedledum. There is a new political party in the United States of America!
It’s the Humane Party. Here’s the party’s inaugural announcement:

We are the first American political party committed to the rights of all animals, not just the human kind, and to the realization of a fully ecosystem-neutral economy. We will run our first U.S. Senatorial candidate in 2012 and our first Presidential candidate in 2016. And we need volunteers nationwide right now!

Conservatives should welcome the Humane Party because it’ll split Left votes from the Demonrat Party. Come ye, come all. The more, the merrier!
H/t beloved FellowshipOfMinds member May!

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9 responses to “There's a New Political Party in America!

  1. I will say this in the most intellectual way possible.

    • I was feeling glum and you made me laugh, again! Thanks, Will. 😀

      • Hey Eowyn sorry your in the dumps but if it helps I did save money buy switching to Gieco… well no not really but it makes for a great tie-in that the man who does the Gieco voice overs was just canned for leaving a nasty email to a tea party group.

  2. I have not been here in a few days where is the Stevester?

    • Stevester’s busy negotiating with contractors to fix the damage done by city workers filling the big sinkhole in his property.

      • You got to be kidding? Man it seems that everyone here is running into a streak of bad luck. I hope he get’s everything straight.

  3. Good to see you back man and let’s not kid ourselves it wasn’t a sinkhole, you were digging a hole to China and it got out of hand! I could have told you it was a bad idea and that you need to take a plane like normal folks! 😉

  4. Well, folks, this just has to be exploited. I’ve already got a photoshop idea and I’ll update as soon as it’s finished.


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