This is the 205th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!
Here’s the pic:
About the pic: On July 9, 2019, calling killing unborn babies “sacred work,” a group of ten Christian (Presbyterian, Episcopalian, Unitarian Universalist, United Church of Christ, Disciples of Christ) and Jewish (Reform and Reconstructionist) clergy gathered to “bless” an Austin, Texas abortion clinic, the Whole Woman’s Health. (See my post on this, here.)
You know the drill:
- Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
- The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM!
- FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
- Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered.
This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, August 6, 2019.
To get the contest going, here’s my caption:
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
For the winner of our last Caption Contest, click here.
~Eowyn
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The Pit, you can look but don’t fall in,
We of different denominations come together today to say with one voice: Hail Satan
Bless this place oh Lord we pray,
so many more babies we may slay.
The neo-pagan religion of Blood sacrifice bless their altar
“… for somewhere out there is Moloch and he’s hungry tonight.”
It’s the Circle Jerk from HELL!!!
Satan please bless these coat hangers so that they may do your bidding.
Wolves in sheep’s clothing.
“Welcome to our monthly meeting of “The Judas Society”. Next month we’ll convene on Little St. James Island in honor of pedophiles and the Clinton Foundation.
“Let us give thanks that we were born before Planned Parenthood declared open season on unborn children”.
“OK…Now that we feel GOD’s presence, lets all take each other’s hand, in unified effort to keep him out”.
Rabi: “now remember do not stare at Moloch’s horns, he is very body conscious”
Let us pray for the destruction of the human race ….
Phone message….
“This is your Agent. Forget Sandy Hook, I scored you a speaking part this time… You’re perfect for the role… call me back!
Confederacy of ghouls.
ALL HAIL SATAN!
If we all pray hard enough to Lucifer, maybe he will open up the floor and (dis)grace us with his presence!
Now if we had only done this before Al Sharpton was born
Will the circle, be a chokin’?
By and by, Lord by and by.
Satanists, sayanim and shabbos goyim.
Bless this restaurant, er, we mean women’s healthcare facility. You must try the “veal”.
..And if the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch. Mt. 15:14
Ok, who has the chalk? We have to draw the pentagram or he won’t come!
Satan’s Circle
Oh God,Bless these killing in the name of multiculturalism ,ethnic diversity and the spirit of gender neutrality .Keep our hearts and hands cleansed from all bigotry and prejudice as we seek to do the slaying ,of these your children ,without any bias or constraints.
Darryl
The latest eclectic collection of “The Circle Jerks!”
It ain’t hell, but if you look real hard you can see it from here…
“Hey, where’s Bergoglio? We should really wait for him before we start the black mass since he’s satan’s Number One guy on this side of the gates of hell!”
…”And in accordance with the Fire Marshall’s orders , Ray, you grab the fire extinguisher if satan spontaneously combusts anyone. Remember what happened last time, eh?!?”
“Jerry, we really need to do this in a better place than outside the bathrooms at Target! It’s embarrassing making way for the bearded guys heading into the ladies room every time we get to the good part of evoking satan’s presence.”
Thou shalt not live sayeth the lord. Amen.
See son, rats are just not only in Baltimore
The latest modern translation of the bible being prayed over. The last verse, Revelation 22:20 He which testifieth these things saith, Surely I come quickly. Amen. Even so, come, Lord Satan.
and the empty center is where satan stands
This Caption Contest is now closed.