The Wolves-in-Sheep’s-Clothing Caption Contest

This is the 205th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: On July 9, 2019, calling killing unborn babies “sacred work,” a group of ten Christian (Presbyterian, Episcopalian, Unitarian Universalist, United Church of Christ, Disciples of Christ) and Jewish (Reform and Reconstructionist) clergy gathered to “bless” an Austin, Texas abortion clinic,  the Whole Woman’s Health. (See my post on this, here.)

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, August 6, 2019.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, click here.

~Eowyn

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Alma
Alma
1 year ago

The Pit, you can look but don’t fall in,

williamofberkshire
williamofberkshire
1 year ago

We of different denominations come together today to say with one voice: Hail Satan

Ray
Ray
1 year ago

Bless this place oh Lord we pray,
so many more babies we may slay.

pigpen51
pigpen51
1 year ago
Reply to  Ray

Very good, Ray. It is hard to say something like that about such a stomach turning, soul crushing topic as this. I realize that even in times of great evil, we must find some levity in things, or our hearts will be so broken that we could not get out of bed in the morning. And so satire is one form of coping with wickedness that we see, pretty much every day, now. I know the first time I saw this story, it brought tears to my eyes, and I felt the hand of God on my shoulder, comforting me,… Read more »

joe
joe
1 year ago

The neo-pagan religion of Blood sacrifice bless their altar

Cornell
Cornell
1 year ago

“… for somewhere out there is Moloch and he’s hungry tonight.”

Watertender
Watertender
1 year ago

It’s the Circle Jerk from HELL!!!

Locke Enlode
Locke Enlode
1 year ago
Reply to  Watertender

Sorry to duplicate your comment, just saw it after posting my own. Great minds think alike?

Tanc
Tanc
1 year ago

Satan please bless these coat hangers so that they may do your bidding.

Lisa
Lisa
1 year ago

Wolves in sheep’s clothing.

Lophatt
Lophatt
1 year ago

“Welcome to our monthly meeting of “The Judas Society”. Next month we’ll convene on Little St. James Island in honor of pedophiles and the Clinton Foundation.

DFJ 150
1 year ago

“Let us give thanks that we were born before Planned Parenthood declared open season on unborn children”.

Kevin J Lankford
Kevin J Lankford
1 year ago

“OK…Now that we feel GOD’s presence, lets all take each other’s hand, in unified effort to keep him out”.

kjf
kjf
1 year ago

Rabi: “now remember do not stare at Moloch’s horns, he is very body conscious”

Gunny T
Gunny T
1 year ago

Let us pray for the destruction of the human race ….

SM Kay
SM Kay
1 year ago

Phone message….
“This is your Agent. Forget Sandy Hook, I scored you a speaking part this time… You’re perfect for the role… call me back!

Dan
Dan
1 year ago

Confederacy of ghouls.

Hondarcade
Hondarcade
1 year ago

ALL HAIL SATAN!

Jackie Puppet
1 year ago

If we all pray hard enough to Lucifer, maybe he will open up the floor and (dis)grace us with his presence!

Paladin
1 year ago

Now if we had only done this before Al Sharpton was born

Marko
Marko
1 year ago

Will the circle, be a chokin’?
By and by, Lord by and by.

PvtCharlieSlate
PvtCharlieSlate
1 year ago

Satanists, sayanim and shabbos goyim.

Captain America
Captain America
1 year ago

Bless this restaurant, er, we mean women’s healthcare facility. You must try the “veal”.

Paladin
1 year ago

..And if the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch. Mt. 15:14

billy
billy
1 year ago

Ok, who has the chalk? We have to draw the pentagram or he won’t come!

Cynicles
Cynicles
1 year ago

Satan’s Circle

morhardt
morhardt
1 year ago

Oh God,Bless these killing in the name of multiculturalism ,ethnic diversity and the spirit of gender neutrality .Keep our hearts and hands cleansed from all bigotry and prejudice as we seek to do the slaying ,of these your children ,without any bias or constraints.

Darryl

Locke Enlode
Locke Enlode
1 year ago

The latest eclectic collection of “The Circle Jerks!”

Locke Enlode
Locke Enlode
1 year ago

It ain’t hell, but if you look real hard you can see it from here…

Locke Enlode
Locke Enlode
1 year ago

“Hey, where’s Bergoglio? We should really wait for him before we start the black mass since he’s satan’s Number One guy on this side of the gates of hell!”

Locke Enlode
Locke Enlode
1 year ago

…”And in accordance with the Fire Marshall’s orders , Ray, you grab the fire extinguisher if satan spontaneously combusts anyone. Remember what happened last time, eh?!?”

Locke Enlode
Locke Enlode
1 year ago

“Jerry, we really need to do this in a better place than outside the bathrooms at Target! It’s embarrassing making way for the bearded guys heading into the ladies room every time we get to the good part of evoking satan’s presence.”

Philip B.
Philip B.
1 year ago

Thou shalt not live sayeth the lord. Amen.

Paladin
1 year ago

See son, rats are just not only in Baltimore

pigpen51
pigpen51
1 year ago

The latest modern translation of the bible being prayed over. The last verse, Revelation 22:20 He which testifieth these things saith, Surely I come quickly. Amen. Even so, come, Lord Satan.

kent
kent
1 year ago

and the empty center is where satan stands