The Witches’ Brew Caption Contest

This Caption Contest is now closed.

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This is the 215th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: On December 13, 2019, Democrat members of the House Judiciary Committee prayed before voting to impeach President Trump. Source: front page if the December 14, 2019 print edition of The New York Times (h/t Vivian Lee).

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, December 24, 2019.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption (h/t William Shakespeare’s Macbeth):

Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

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Gunny T
Gunny T
7 months ago

Let us pray we have jobs after we do this deed.

John D Pizzo
John D Pizzo
7 months ago

All Hail Satan ! Let us “prey.

Grace
Grace
7 months ago
Reply to  John D Pizzo

My first thought exactly!

William
William
7 months ago

Demonrats implore God to not judge them too harshly for selling their souls and to understand that they are just doing what they are told to do. God was not amused

William
William
7 months ago

Demonrats invoke Moloch, Baal, and Lucifer to assist them in finishing their task of establishing Hell on Earth

vett
vett
7 months ago

We’re on it, Satan.

William
William
7 months ago

Demonrats hold a seance to channel the spirit of Josef Stalin and to ask him for guidance in their “impeachment hearing”

Bluedolphin
Bluedolphin
7 months ago

Praying to the wrong channel!

William
William
7 months ago

Demonrat “prayer meeting” photo op: Dear… what’s that guy’s name again?…oh yeah, God

dean
dean
7 months ago

I’m scared…Let’s pray that there isn’t a revolution and we get hung

Paladin
7 months ago

Psalms 109:8 “Let his days be few; and let another take his office.” KJV. Just like everything else, the Dems misunderstand that verse.

TrailDust
Admin
7 months ago

“If anyone turns a deaf ear to my instruction, even their prayers are detestable.” – Proverbs 28:9

Lou Minati
Lou Minati
7 months ago

“Let us pray… And be sincere about it, because if this scam doesn’t work we’ll sure as hell ALL be [prey].”

GregB
GregB
7 months ago

About the pic: On December 13, 2019, Demonrat members of the House Of Judases Committee {“prayed”} bowed their heads in shame before voting to impeach President Trump.

Michael Thorpe
7 months ago

Lord Satan, Master of the…Hey! I DID spill some of that delicious cocktail sauce on my tie, from all those Jumbo Shrimp we scarfed down at lunch, at the TAXPAYER’S EXPENSE!! You guys are right! This is the sweetest gig I ever had!!

Kevin Cory
Kevin Cory
7 months ago

caption….Last check of the polling numbers before funeral

discotech
discotech
7 months ago

Democrats making sure everyone’s shoes match their black outfits…

Tom Wigand
Editor
7 months ago

Hail Satan! As gaze down upon your kingdom, please grant our chants that this photo-op deceive many Deplorables, and that we succeed in our effort to remove President Trump for office — for he is now the only thing standing in the way of our consummating our century-long Progressive endeavor to exorcise the U.S. Constitution from this land. We your disciples humbly ask your continued help and guidance in ridding us of “one nation, under God.”

Goldbug
Goldbug
7 months ago

Oh, Master Beelzebub, we’re doing our best, the entire Democrat Party now belongs to you, but this Trump guy is a tough nut to crack!

Dave
Editor
7 months ago

They are praying to a God they don’t believe in.

David W Newberry
David W Newberry
7 months ago

And so we agree that in the event this whole impeachment coup blows up in our faces Adam Schiff will be the one thrown under the bus, correct? Synchronize watches, let’s do this!

omega-man
omega-man
7 months ago

“Snake eyes! Okay, your roll, Nadler”

Paladin
7 months ago

What is another word for Democratic prayer? Schizophrenia!

Watertender
Watertender
7 months ago

Ohh Fuck! That Jeffery Epstein video showed up! Look at Bill humping!! No wonder Hillary is pissed!

Masi Sweet
Masi Sweet
7 months ago

Fools praying to their god of hell fire, and yes, they will be judged accordingly! Jesus saves, it’s not too late to repent!

Rick
Rick
7 months ago

Fake it till you make it. The stupid public has no idea we just posed for this picture for 3 seconds and went on spreading evil.

Jumpstart
Jumpstart
7 months ago

There are six things that the Lord hates,

seven that are an abomination to him:

haughty eyes, CHECK

a lying tongue, CHECK

hands that shed innocent blood, CHECK

a heart that devises wicked plans, CHECK

feet that make haste to run to evil, CHECK

a false witness who breathes out lies, CHECK

and one who sows discord among brothers, CHECK.

WHITE THRONE, CHECK

LAKE OF FIRE, CHECK.

pigpen51
pigpen51
7 months ago

Looks to me like they are playing rock, paper, scissors, to see who has to hold Nancy Pelosi’s hand to get her up to her chair.

YouKnowWho
YouKnowWho
7 months ago

Sometimes the answer to prayer is NO.

DaytonaPeach
DaytonaPeach
7 months ago

Look! We’ve opened the door to hell.

Captain America
Captain America
7 months ago

Meka Leka Hi Meka Hiney Ho…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XN5kVvR8VQI