The what-was-she-thinking Caption Contest

This is the 202nd world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, June 25, 2019.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Thought bubble over QEII: “Phew! No bulge there. Not a tranny like that last one!”

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

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William
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William

No package. Most excellent indeed, we are altogether pleased. The Crown was not at all amused by that dreadful Zulu warrior “Michelle”

William
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William

No bulge, elegant, sophisticated, of European extraction…if only my Harry had married this one instead of that silly half-breed

Jackie Puppet
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Yes, this one is fertile! I like her better than my new daughter-in-law.

Kevin Lankford
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Kevin Lankford

Ahhh yes,….Make First Ladies Great Again.

Alma
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Alma

You bring the real meaning to the Ladyship of the White House that had been lost for some time.

Old Guy
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Old Guy

This particular contest is too easy. Guaranteed the winner will mention the previous First Transvestite, who by the way met the Queen wearing his Disney World outfit. And dang, it sure is great to have a female First Lady again.

greenworxx
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greenworxx

“My, what long legs you do have my dear”.

Auntie Lulu
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Auntie Lulu

My goodness, she certainly has a flat tummy.

mickjt
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mickjt

I might be the Queen but this Girl is HHHHOTTTTT! I’m so sad my son the ‘Duchess’ of Windsor wasn’t a man…

Marcia Walsh
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thank heavens this one doesn’t have a willie!

Captain America
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Captain America

America is like a roller coaster; never two pretty ones in a row. Definitely on an upswing here.

YouKnowWho
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YouKnowWho

You’re a LOT thinner than Michael Obama.

Thank goodness this one doesn’t have a ‘package’.

At least this one didn’t show up in a table cloth.

Small hands or not, Donnie boy knows how to pick ’em.

Goldbug
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Goldbug

Oh, those Americans! This one is very tall .. quite feminine .. could she possibly have had “it” surgically removed?

Bo Diddley
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Bo Diddley

“She’s so tight, she squeaks when she walks.”

Cornell
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Cornell

“That’s some pair of hip pads you’ve got on beneath that dress Mister.”

danwdurham
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danwdurham

Did I ever look like that?

CalGirl
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CalGirl

Just checking, m’dear…the last one carried a “package.” You’ve “cleared” the check. Welcome to the UKl

Tannhauser
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Tannhauser

“Oh my….so smooth in her ‘ feminine regions’ …unlike the last one. I swear ,that one was trying to smuggle one of my corgis in a sack!”

MOLLY YOUNG
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MOLLY YOUNG

Hmm…no bump in the crotch?????

dbhdhc
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dbhdhc

Wait.. Am I over there?

Jon Watkins
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Only Depraved Degenerates allowed in the Palace. Throw this one out, along with MAGA Man!

Cornell
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Cornell

” Hmmm… The tranny doesn’t have hips, the dress has hips! “

Spirit of Light
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Spirit of Light

[Queen Thinking] If I could transfer my brains into her persona I’d rule the world.

AvaJ
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AvaJ

I haven’t looked that good in centuries.

chemtrailssuck
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HA HA HA! Good one AvaJ!

Lophatt
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Lophatt

“That last one was a man in a dress. I asked Phillip to have someone take it out to the servants quarters but the skinny mulatto negro kept complaining. Illiterate louts, these colonists”.

Tanc
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Tanc

“If we remain perfectly still she will not suck our souls”.