The what-was-she-thinking Caption Contest

This is the 202nd world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, June 25, 2019.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Thought bubble over QEII: “Phew! No bulge there. Not a tranny like that last one!”

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

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William
William
1 year ago

No package. Most excellent indeed, we are altogether pleased. The Crown was not at all amused by that dreadful Zulu warrior “Michelle”

William
William
1 year ago

No bulge, elegant, sophisticated, of European extraction…if only my Harry had married this one instead of that silly half-breed

Jackie Puppet
1 year ago

Yes, this one is fertile! I like her better than my new daughter-in-law.

Kevin J Lankford
Kevin J Lankford
1 year ago

Ahhh yes,….Make First Ladies Great Again.

Alma
Alma
1 year ago

You bring the real meaning to the Ladyship of the White House that had been lost for some time.

Old Guy
Old Guy
1 year ago

This particular contest is too easy. Guaranteed the winner will mention the previous First Transvestite, who by the way met the Queen wearing his Disney World outfit. And dang, it sure is great to have a female First Lady again.

greenworxx
greenworxx
1 year ago

“My, what long legs you do have my dear”.

Auntie Lulu
Auntie Lulu
1 year ago

My goodness, she certainly has a flat tummy.

mickjt
mickjt
1 year ago

I might be the Queen but this Girl is HHHHOTTTTT! I’m so sad my son the ‘Duchess’ of Windsor wasn’t a man…

Marcia Walsh
1 year ago

thank heavens this one doesn’t have a willie!

Captain America
Captain America
1 year ago

America is like a roller coaster; never two pretty ones in a row. Definitely on an upswing here.

YouKnowWho
YouKnowWho
1 year ago

You’re a LOT thinner than Michael Obama.

Thank goodness this one doesn’t have a ‘package’.

At least this one didn’t show up in a table cloth.

Small hands or not, Donnie boy knows how to pick ’em.

Goldbug
Goldbug
1 year ago

Oh, those Americans! This one is very tall .. quite feminine .. could she possibly have had “it” surgically removed?

Bo Diddley
Bo Diddley
1 year ago

“She’s so tight, she squeaks when she walks.”

Cornell
Cornell
1 year ago

“That’s some pair of hip pads you’ve got on beneath that dress Mister.”

True Dan
True Dan
1 year ago

Did I ever look like that?

CalGirl
CalGirl
1 year ago

Just checking, m’dear…the last one carried a “package.” You’ve “cleared” the check. Welcome to the UKl

Tannhauser
Tannhauser
1 year ago

“Oh my….so smooth in her ‘ feminine regions’ …unlike the last one. I swear ,that one was trying to smuggle one of my corgis in a sack!”

MOLLY YOUNG
MOLLY YOUNG
1 year ago

Hmm…no bump in the crotch?????

dbhdhc
dbhdhc
1 year ago

Wait.. Am I over there?

Jon Watkins
1 year ago

Only Depraved Degenerates allowed in the Palace. Throw this one out, along with MAGA Man!

Cornell
Cornell
1 year ago

” Hmmm… The tranny doesn’t have hips, the dress has hips! “

Spirit of Light
Spirit of Light
1 year ago

[Queen Thinking] If I could transfer my brains into her persona I’d rule the world.

AvaJ
AvaJ
1 year ago

I haven’t looked that good in centuries.

chemtrailssuck
1 year ago
Reply to  AvaJ

HA HA HA! Good one AvaJ!

Lophatt
Lophatt
1 year ago

“That last one was a man in a dress. I asked Phillip to have someone take it out to the servants quarters but the skinny mulatto negro kept complaining. Illiterate louts, these colonists”.

Tanc
Tanc
1 year ago

“If we remain perfectly still she will not suck our souls”.