The ‘We Are Serious About Pedophilia!’ Caption Contest

This is the 185th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: After the release of the Pennsylvania grand jury report on pedophile priests, Pope Francis meets with the executive committee of the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops to discuss what to do, September 13, 2018. The members of the executive committee are Archbishop Jose Gomez, Cardinal Daniel DiNardo, Cardinal Sean O’Malley, and Msgr. J. Brian Bransfield. (Source: The Catholic Sun)

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, October 16, 2018.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

“We are yukking it up because we take pedophilia really, really seriously! We really, really do!”

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

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Kevin J Lankford
Kevin J Lankford
1 year ago

All right!!…You c**ck – s**kers!…We gonna have to go back to castrating the “catholic boys choir” again.

Jurist
Jurist
1 year ago

Is this camera angle safe? Nobody can see the little boys under the table, right?

Zip-ped-d-doda
Zip-ped-d-doda
1 year ago

Can’t show what’s in my right hand from the Pinder with the press in the room. He’s serious about change.

You must now anoint your peckers with this sacred cream of Novocain and Scopolamine FIRST prior to engaging in any “fudge packing” of child, man or beast.

There are drastic consequences besides having “no sensation or recall” if you ever fail to perform your pecker anointing first.

silhouette
silhouette
1 year ago

OK, so we’re all in agreement….we’ll simply lower the age of adulthood to anyone over 9 years old.

mossy bloke
mossy bloke
1 year ago

Hmmm…what to do first…let’s order Pizza!

AvaJ
AvaJ
1 year ago

Eeny, Meeny, Miny, Moe…who gets the little ones first?

Alma
Alma
1 year ago

The Lucifer Synod on “How best to defile Jesus and His Church,” presided by Evil Frankie and the seven insidious Cassocks.

fathermayi
fathermayi
1 year ago

paper, rock, scissors who gets to hit it first

fathermayi
fathermayi
1 year ago

ok, paper, rock, scissors who gets to tuck in the refugee kids tonight

Jurist
Jurist
1 year ago
Reply to  fathermayi

You have my vote.

Captain America
Captain America
1 year ago

Good idea Brother Pedolpho! We will throw a few low-level Bishops from some shit-hole country under the bus. Then it’s business as usual.

William Misita
William Misita
1 year ago

Gotta leave the little boys alone….hey about the nuns?

Watertender
Watertender
1 year ago

My pride and joy
My favorite toy
God please send me
A willing Altar Boy!!

wandafish
wandafish
1 year ago

To these pedophile clergy, everyday is World Youth Day.

T. R. Bucaro
T. R. Bucaro
1 year ago

So now that the minutes of the last NAMBLA minutes have been read, does anyone have any ‘new business?

Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
1 year ago

Did you book our flight on the Lolita Express to Pedophile Island?

Hawkmoon
Hawkmoon
1 year ago

Have Marina, Tony, & John brought the Pizza & Hotdogs yet?

Pat Whisnant
Pat Whisnant
1 year ago

“Ok, it’s agreed. You’re all on the Pedophile Task Farce, er Force. “

Tih
Tih
1 year ago

God’s Judgment?! Bawhaha.. we’re satanists!

Jurist
Jurist
1 year ago

This is gonna be a tough contest. Great entries, all, and evidence of how far removed the Vatican is from the consciences of the people.

Hondarcade
Hondarcade
1 year ago

I TOLD you ankle-biters would tickle the hell into you!!!!

Paladin
1 year ago

Your Holiness, How about a Papal Bull proclaiming that we have done less harm than Joe Biden?

DiscussDisgust
DiscussDisgust
1 year ago

The answer is “To Hell With Us” if I read my Bible right.

Lori Bee
Lori Bee
1 year ago

Luke 17:2 (KJV) It were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and he cast into the sea, than that he should offend one of these little ones.

Mad Celt
Mad Celt
1 year ago

“No, Cardinal. Little boys pants half off refers to a sale”.

LAH
LAH
1 year ago

Divvying up the altar boys.