The ‘We Are Serious About Pedophilia!’ Caption Contest

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This is the 185th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: After the release of the Pennsylvania grand jury report on pedophile priests, Pope Francis meets with the executive committee of the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops to discuss what to do, September 13, 2018. The members of the executive committee are Archbishop Jose Gomez, Cardinal Daniel DiNardo, Cardinal Sean O’Malley, and Msgr. J. Brian Bransfield. (Source: The Catholic Sun)

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, October 16, 2018.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

“We are yukking it up because we take pedophilia really, really seriously! We really, really do!”

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.


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27 responses to “The ‘We Are Serious About Pedophilia!’ Caption Contest

  1. Kevin J Lankford

    All right!!…You c**ck – s**kers!…We gonna have to go back to castrating the “catholic boys choir” again.

  2. Is this camera angle safe? Nobody can see the little boys under the table, right?

  3. Can’t show what’s in my right hand from the Pinder with the press in the room. He’s serious about change.

    You must now anoint your peckers with this sacred cream of Novocain and Scopolamine FIRST prior to engaging in any “fudge packing” of child, man or beast.

    There are drastic consequences besides having “no sensation or recall” if you ever fail to perform your pecker anointing first.

  4. OK, so we’re all in agreement….we’ll simply lower the age of adulthood to anyone over 9 years old.

  5. Hmmm…what to do first…let’s order Pizza!

  6. Eeny, Meeny, Miny, Moe…who gets the little ones first?

  7. The Lucifer Synod on “How best to defile Jesus and His Church,” presided by Evil Frankie and the seven insidious Cassocks.

  8. paper, rock, scissors who gets to hit it first

  9. ok, paper, rock, scissors who gets to tuck in the refugee kids tonight

  10. Captain America

    Good idea Brother Pedolpho! We will throw a few low-level Bishops from some shit-hole country under the bus. Then it’s business as usual.

  11. Gotta leave the little boys alone….hey about the nuns?

  12. My pride and joy
    My favorite toy
    God please send me
    A willing Altar Boy!!

  13. To these pedophile clergy, everyday is World Youth Day.

  14. So now that the minutes of the last NAMBLA minutes have been read, does anyone have any ‘new business?

  15. Did you book our flight on the Lolita Express to Pedophile Island?

  16. Have Marina, Tony, & John brought the Pizza & Hotdogs yet?

  17. “Ok, it’s agreed. You’re all on the Pedophile Task Farce, er Force. “

  18. God’s Judgment?! Bawhaha.. we’re satanists!

  19. This is gonna be a tough contest. Great entries, all, and evidence of how far removed the Vatican is from the consciences of the people.

  20. I TOLD you ankle-biters would tickle the hell into you!!!!

  21. Your Holiness, How about a Papal Bull proclaiming that we have done less harm than Joe Biden?

  22. The answer is “To Hell With Us” if I read my Bible right.

  23. Luke 17:2 (KJV) It were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and he cast into the sea, than that he should offend one of these little ones.

  24. “No, Cardinal. Little boys pants half off refers to a sale”.

  25. Divvying up the altar boys.

  26. This contest is CLOSED.


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