The ‘We Are Serious About Pedophilia!’ Caption Contest

This is the 185th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: After the release of the Pennsylvania grand jury report on pedophile priests, Pope Francis meets with the executive committee of the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops to discuss what to do, September 13, 2018. The members of the executive committee are Archbishop Jose Gomez, Cardinal Daniel DiNardo, Cardinal Sean O’Malley, and Msgr. J. Brian Bransfield. (Source: The Catholic Sun)

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, October 16, 2018.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

“We are yukking it up because we take pedophilia really, really seriously! We really, really do!”

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

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Kevin Lankford
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Kevin Lankford

All right!!…You c**ck – s**kers!…We gonna have to go back to castrating the “catholic boys choir” again.

Jurist
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Jurist

Is this camera angle safe? Nobody can see the little boys under the table, right?

Zip-ped-d-doda
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Zip-ped-d-doda

Can’t show what’s in my right hand from the Pinder with the press in the room. He’s serious about change.

You must now anoint your peckers with this sacred cream of Novocain and Scopolamine FIRST prior to engaging in any “fudge packing” of child, man or beast.

There are drastic consequences besides having “no sensation or recall” if you ever fail to perform your pecker anointing first.

silhouette
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silhouette

OK, so we’re all in agreement….we’ll simply lower the age of adulthood to anyone over 9 years old.

mossy bloke
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mossy bloke

Hmmm…what to do first…let’s order Pizza!

AvaJ
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AvaJ

Eeny, Meeny, Miny, Moe…who gets the little ones first?

Alma
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Alma

The Lucifer Synod on “How best to defile Jesus and His Church,” presided by Evil Frankie and the seven insidious Cassocks.

fathermayi
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fathermayi

paper, rock, scissors who gets to hit it first

fathermayi
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fathermayi

ok, paper, rock, scissors who gets to tuck in the refugee kids tonight

Captain America
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Captain America

Good idea Brother Pedolpho! We will throw a few low-level Bishops from some shit-hole country under the bus. Then it’s business as usual.

William Misita
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William Misita

Gotta leave the little boys alone….hey about the nuns?

Watertender
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Watertender

My pride and joy
My favorite toy
God please send me
A willing Altar Boy!!

wandafish
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wandafish

To these pedophile clergy, everyday is World Youth Day.

T. R. Bucaro
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T. R. Bucaro

So now that the minutes of the last NAMBLA minutes have been read, does anyone have any ‘new business?

Jackie Puppet
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Jackie Puppet

Did you book our flight on the Lolita Express to Pedophile Island?

Hawkmoon
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Hawkmoon

Have Marina, Tony, & John brought the Pizza & Hotdogs yet?

Pat Whisnant
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Pat Whisnant

“Ok, it’s agreed. You’re all on the Pedophile Task Farce, er Force. “

Tih
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Tih

God’s Judgment?! Bawhaha.. we’re satanists!

Jurist
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Jurist

This is gonna be a tough contest. Great entries, all, and evidence of how far removed the Vatican is from the consciences of the people.

Hondarcade
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Hondarcade

I TOLD you ankle-biters would tickle the hell into you!!!!

Paladin
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Your Holiness, How about a Papal Bull proclaiming that we have done less harm than Joe Biden?

DiscussDisgust
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DiscussDisgust

The answer is “To Hell With Us” if I read my Bible right.

Lori Bee
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Lori Bee

Luke 17:2 (KJV) It were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and he cast into the sea, than that he should offend one of these little ones.

Mad Celt
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Mad Celt

“No, Cardinal. Little boys pants half off refers to a sale”.

LAH
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LAH

Divvying up the altar boys.