The Walking Vagina Caption Contest

This is the 187th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, November 13, 2018.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

“Liberal Hypocrisy: If men referred to women as vaginas, they’d be accused of objectifying — treating women not as whole persons, but as things.”

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

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silhouette
silhouette
2 years ago

Oh, look, a walking vagina that talks out ‘er ass.

Bob Smith
Bob Smith
2 years ago

Screw the optics, I’m going…. nah.. nope.. no way.

pigpen51
pigpen51
2 years ago

Donald Trump is not my p…… Hey Look! It’s a squirrel!

pigpen51
pigpen51
2 years ago

Now I understand why some women are lesbians.

canttouchthis
canttouchthis
2 years ago

Donald Trump tweets back “Not My Vagina”!!

Jaclyn
Jaclyn
2 years ago

My shirt should actually say, Pig against Trump. Check out my snout.
Squeeeeee

Lophatt
Lophatt
2 years ago

My guess is he’s been against a few. Certainly not yours.

Alma
Alma
2 years ago

This is not for the caption but to comment she doesn’t get, he is your president, the only way he is not your president is if you move your fat a@@ out of the country, no wonder you are looking so stupid

Alma
Alma
2 years ago
Reply to  Alma

I feel I’d be wasting my time to make a comment but to denounce this bitch she is defiling MY FLAG.

Grif
Grif
2 years ago
Reply to  Alma

None of your posts on the Fellowship has ever been a waste. I always look forward to your contributions. As for manteca de cerdo culo, I could not agree with you more.

Skid Marx
Skid Marx
2 years ago

Wow! They discovered vaginas. How progressive. You can just about see utopia from here. Now where is my healthcare, comrade?

truckjunkie
truckjunkie
2 years ago

That’s typical-they used to accuse Men of “thinking with the wrong head”,so I guess this is Female comparable,though much MUCH bigger.

Andy
Andy
2 years ago

“These eBay vaginas are uncomfortable. I should have bought USA made.”

Captain America
Captain America
2 years ago

Has Michael Moore lost a little weight? At least he spelled his 1st name right. In Spanish, it would be “Puta”.

Ann Branley
Ann Branley
2 years ago

Don’t worry sweetheart, nobody, and I mean nobody would even think about grabbing you by the pussy.

True Dan
True Dan
2 years ago

Stupid is, as stupid does.

Watertender
Watertender
2 years ago

I guess Penises For Pelosi won out… Hard to tell where the vagina leaves off and the C#&T takes over…

Goldbug
Goldbug
2 years ago

“Why am I doing this? ‘Cuz I’m fat and ugly and ain’t got nobody to pussy whip.”

Mad Celt
Mad Celt
2 years ago

Dorthy was only moments from stripping for womens rights when the meth wore off.

Jim Campbell
2 years ago

Does she even have one?

CalGirl
CalGirl
2 years ago

This is bad…b/c it is somatically-based, but…….

“Since I gained 100 lbs, no one knows where my neck ends & my face begins…&…neither can they find my vagina in all that, so, in all hopefulness/ helpfulness, I’m holding this upside-down American flag over “her” so no one notices this breech of effort for this vagina march.”

Dave
Editor
2 years ago

Are we sure that isn’t Michael Moore?

CalGirl
CalGirl
2 years ago
Reply to  Dave

HA!

r
r
2 years ago

Or at least he’s not the president of the parts of me that extend into international waters! Maritime law FTW!

Jurist
Jurist
2 years ago

Not your president? Correct. Now Get The F Out of our country, where he IS President.

Thine Trumph
Thine Trumph
2 years ago

Not with your president, either.

YouKnowWho
YouKnowWho
2 years ago

I’m so glad I have legs, otherwise I’d leave a trail like a slug.

Dan
Dan
2 years ago

CNN proudly announces that the recent ascendency in American politics of animal appetites largely thanks to vaginas with a mouth and anus is proof that democracy works.

Skid Marx
Skid Marx
2 years ago

Breaking News-Snowflakes meltdown when they discover no one gives a rat’s ass about their vagina.
Now to Stormy Daniels on scene with an update from the VIP Room at the G-String Lounge.
This has been esteemed party member comrade Wayne Gale with your Potemkin fake news (legalized under NDAA) report.

Steven Broiles
2 years ago

Here comes Dr. Vaginahead—her friends call her V.G for short!

Lophatt
Lophatt
2 years ago
Reply to  Steven Broiles

Or “V.D.” for short!

Dave
Editor
2 years ago
Reply to  Lophatt

Somehow I don’t think VD is one of her problems. ?

John Sullivan
John Sullivan
2 years ago

So what?…I know somebody that has a vagina.

wandafish
wandafish
2 years ago

You can move into this very nice place where Pres. Trump doesn’t exist, plus you can realize your dream libtard lifestyle that can become fond, indelible memories. It”s mainly populated by vulgar obese feminists like you, and the place is called The Hippo Campus.

YouKnowWho
YouKnowWho
2 years ago

Can I swallow now?

John Adams
John Adams
2 years ago

Vagina Demagogues

meh
meh
2 years ago

Fee-fi-fo-fum,
I smell the blood of The American Man,
Be he alive, or be he dead
I’ll have to fuck a stump instead.

Dave
Dave
2 years ago

Crap, I thought we were bumpin’ uglies here…!

The General
The General
2 years ago

Here are my captions.

“That sinking feeling when your butt plug falls out”
“Gawd, I’m so hawt right now. I think that guy wants me.”
“Fearing the worse, your brain cries out: was that a shart?“
“It’s late, I think I see the snack table.”

Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
2 years ago

I hope this doesn’t become the American version of the Value Added Tax!

I’d want my money back!

Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
2 years ago

“Anybody but Trump, however, is welcome to grab my pussy”

Jeremiah 9:24
Jeremiah 9:24
2 years ago

“Just wish I could find mine….”

wandafish
wandafish
2 years ago

Somebody highly appreciative of beauty and elegance like the President might suffer from angina at the sight of this ugly fat v@g#na

Paladin
2 years ago

Circe makes her claim that it is President Trump that is her problem but its really is her misandrist attitude toward all men. She has spent a lot of time being ignored by men.

hujonwi
hujonwi
2 years ago

Why some men are homosexuals…

Cheshire_cat_gifs
Cheshire_cat_gifs
2 years ago

Whoa! That moment at the rally when the black magic marker smell hits your hippocampus hard AND you realize you forgot your pussy hat.

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