The Walking Vagina Caption Contest

This is the 187th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, November 13, 2018.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

“Liberal Hypocrisy: If men referred to women as vaginas, they’d be accused of objectifying — treating women not as whole persons, but as things.”

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

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silhouette
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silhouette

Oh, look, a walking vagina that talks out ‘er ass.

Bob Smith
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Bob Smith

Screw the optics, I’m going…. nah.. nope.. no way.

pigpen51
Guest
pigpen51

Donald Trump is not my p…… Hey Look! It’s a squirrel!

pigpen51
Guest
pigpen51

Now I understand why some women are lesbians.

canttouchthis
Guest
canttouchthis

Donald Trump tweets back “Not My Vagina”!!

Jaclyn
Guest
Jaclyn

My shirt should actually say, Pig against Trump. Check out my snout.
Squeeeeee

Lophatt
Member
Lophatt

My guess is he’s been against a few. Certainly not yours.

Alma
Member
Alma

This is not for the caption but to comment she doesn’t get, he is your president, the only way he is not your president is if you move your fat a@@ out of the country, no wonder you are looking so stupid

Skid Marx
Guest
Skid Marx

Wow! They discovered vaginas. How progressive. You can just about see utopia from here. Now where is my healthcare, comrade?

truckjunkie
Guest
truckjunkie

That’s typical-they used to accuse Men of “thinking with the wrong head”,so I guess this is Female comparable,though much MUCH bigger.

Andy
Guest
Andy

“These eBay vaginas are uncomfortable. I should have bought USA made.”

Captain America
Guest
Captain America

Has Michael Moore lost a little weight? At least he spelled his 1st name right. In Spanish, it would be “Puta”.

Ann Branley
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Ann Branley

Don’t worry sweetheart, nobody, and I mean nobody would even think about grabbing you by the pussy.

True Dan
Guest
True Dan

Stupid is, as stupid does.

Watertender
Member
Watertender

I guess Penises For Pelosi won out… Hard to tell where the vagina leaves off and the C#&T takes over…

Goldbug
Guest
Goldbug

“Why am I doing this? ‘Cuz I’m fat and ugly and ain’t got nobody to pussy whip.”

Mad Celt
Guest
Mad Celt

Dorthy was only moments from stripping for womens rights when the meth wore off.

Jim Campbell
Guest

Does she even have one?

CalGirl
Guest
CalGirl

This is bad…b/c it is somatically-based, but…….

“Since I gained 100 lbs, no one knows where my neck ends & my face begins…&…neither can they find my vagina in all that, so, in all hopefulness/ helpfulness, I’m holding this upside-down American flag over “her” so no one notices this breech of effort for this vagina march.”

Dave
Editor

Are we sure that isn’t Michael Moore?

r
Guest
r

Or at least he’s not the president of the parts of me that extend into international waters! Maritime law FTW!

Jurist
Guest
Jurist

Not your president? Correct. Now Get The F Out of our country, where he IS President.

Thine Trumph
Guest
Thine Trumph

Not with your president, either.

YouKnowWho
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YouKnowWho

I’m so glad I have legs, otherwise I’d leave a trail like a slug.

Dan
Guest
Dan

CNN proudly announces that the recent ascendency in American politics of animal appetites largely thanks to vaginas with a mouth and anus is proof that democracy works.

Skid Marx
Guest
Skid Marx

Breaking News-Snowflakes meltdown when they discover no one gives a rat’s ass about their vagina.
Now to Stormy Daniels on scene with an update from the VIP Room at the G-String Lounge.
This has been esteemed party member comrade Wayne Gale with your Potemkin fake news (legalized under NDAA) report.

Steven Broiles
Member

Here comes Dr. Vaginahead—her friends call her V.G for short!

John Sullivan
Guest
John Sullivan

So what?…I know somebody that has a vagina.

wandafish
Guest
wandafish

You can move into this very nice place where Pres. Trump doesn’t exist, plus you can realize your dream libtard lifestyle that can become fond, indelible memories. It”s mainly populated by vulgar obese feminists like you, and the place is called The Hippo Campus.

YouKnowWho
Guest
YouKnowWho

Can I swallow now?

John Adams
Guest
John Adams

Vagina Demagogues

meh
Guest
meh

Fee-fi-fo-fum,
I smell the blood of The American Man,
Be he alive, or be he dead
I’ll have to fuck a stump instead.

Dave
Guest
Dave

Crap, I thought we were bumpin’ uglies here…!

The General
Guest
The General

Here are my captions.

“That sinking feeling when your butt plug falls out”
“Gawd, I’m so hawt right now. I think that guy wants me.”
“Fearing the worse, your brain cries out: was that a shart?“
“It’s late, I think I see the snack table.”

Jackie Puppet
Member
Jackie Puppet

I hope this doesn’t become the American version of the Value Added Tax!

I’d want my money back!

Jackie Puppet
Member
Jackie Puppet

“Anybody but Trump, however, is welcome to grab my pussy”

Jeremiah 9:24
Guest
Jeremiah 9:24

“Just wish I could find mine….”

wandafish
Guest
wandafish

Somebody highly appreciative of beauty and elegance like the President might suffer from angina at the sight of this ugly fat v@g#na

Paladin
Guest

Circe makes her claim that it is President Trump that is her problem but its really is her misandrist attitude toward all men. She has spent a lot of time being ignored by men.

hujonwi
Guest
hujonwi

Why some men are homosexuals…

Cheshire_cat_gifs
Guest
Cheshire_cat_gifs

Whoa! That moment at the rally when the black magic marker smell hits your hippocampus hard AND you realize you forgot your pussy hat.

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