The Walking Vagina Caption Contest

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This is the 187th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, November 13, 2018.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

“Liberal Hypocrisy: If men referred to women as vaginas, they’d be accused of objectifying — treating women not as whole persons, but as things.”

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

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46 responses to “The Walking Vagina Caption Contest

  1. Oh, look, a walking vagina that talks out ‘er ass.

     
  2. Screw the optics, I’m going…. nah.. nope.. no way.

     
  3. Donald Trump is not my p…… Hey Look! It’s a squirrel!

     
  4. Now I understand why some women are lesbians.

     
  5. Donald Trump tweets back “Not My Vagina”!!

     
  6. My shirt should actually say, Pig against Trump. Check out my snout.
    Squeeeeee

     
  7. My guess is he’s been against a few. Certainly not yours.

     
  8. This is not for the caption but to comment she doesn’t get, he is your president, the only way he is not your president is if you move your fat a@@ out of the country, no wonder you are looking so stupid

     
  9. Wow! They discovered vaginas. How progressive. You can just about see utopia from here. Now where is my healthcare, comrade?

     
  10. That’s typical-they used to accuse Men of “thinking with the wrong head”,so I guess this is Female comparable,though much MUCH bigger.

     
  11. “These eBay vaginas are uncomfortable. I should have bought USA made.”

     
  12. Captain America

    Has Michael Moore lost a little weight? At least he spelled his 1st name right. In Spanish, it would be “Puta”.

     
  13. Don’t worry sweetheart, nobody, and I mean nobody would even think about grabbing you by the pussy.

     
  14. Stupid is, as stupid does.

     
  15. I guess Penises For Pelosi won out… Hard to tell where the vagina leaves off and the C#&T takes over…

     
  16. “Why am I doing this? ‘Cuz I’m fat and ugly and ain’t got nobody to pussy whip.”

     
  17. Dorthy was only moments from stripping for womens rights when the meth wore off.

     
  18. Does she even have one?

     
  19. This is bad…b/c it is somatically-based, but…….

    “Since I gained 100 lbs, no one knows where my neck ends & my face begins…&…neither can they find my vagina in all that, so, in all hopefulness/ helpfulness, I’m holding this upside-down American flag over “her” so no one notices this breech of effort for this vagina march.”

     
  20. Are we sure that isn’t Michael Moore?

     
  21. Or at least he’s not the president of the parts of me that extend into international waters! Maritime law FTW!

     
  22. Not your president? Correct. Now Get The F Out of our country, where he IS President.

     
  23. Not with your president, either.

     
  24. I’m so glad I have legs, otherwise I’d leave a trail like a slug.

     
  25. CNN proudly announces that the recent ascendency in American politics of animal appetites largely thanks to vaginas with a mouth and anus is proof that democracy works.

     
  26. Breaking News-Snowflakes meltdown when they discover no one gives a rat’s ass about their vagina.
    Now to Stormy Daniels on scene with an update from the VIP Room at the G-String Lounge.
    This has been esteemed party member comrade Wayne Gale with your Potemkin fake news (legalized under NDAA) report.

     
  27. Here comes Dr. Vaginahead—her friends call her V.G for short!

     
  28. So what?…I know somebody that has a vagina.

     
  29. You can move into this very nice place where Pres. Trump doesn’t exist, plus you can realize your dream libtard lifestyle that can become fond, indelible memories. It”s mainly populated by vulgar obese feminists like you, and the place is called The Hippo Campus.

     
  30. Can I swallow now?

     
  31. Vagina Demagogues

     
  32. Fee-fi-fo-fum,
    I smell the blood of The American Man,
    Be he alive, or be he dead
    I’ll have to fuck a stump instead.

     
  33. Crap, I thought we were bumpin’ uglies here…!

     
  34. Here are my captions.

    “That sinking feeling when your butt plug falls out”
    “Gawd, I’m so hawt right now. I think that guy wants me.”
    “Fearing the worse, your brain cries out: was that a shart?“
    “It’s late, I think I see the snack table.”

     
  35. I hope this doesn’t become the American version of the Value Added Tax!

    I’d want my money back!

     
  36. “Anybody but Trump, however, is welcome to grab my pussy”

     
  37. “Just wish I could find mine….”

     
  38. Somebody highly appreciative of beauty and elegance like the President might suffer from angina at the sight of this ugly fat v@g#na

     
  39. Circe makes her claim that it is President Trump that is her problem but its really is her misandrist attitude toward all men. She has spent a lot of time being ignored by men.

     
  40. Why some men are homosexuals…

     
  41. Cheshire_cat_gifs

    Whoa! That moment at the rally when the black magic marker smell hits your hippocampus hard AND you realize you forgot your pussy hat.

     
  42. This contest is now closed.

     

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