The Walking-Testicles Caption Contest

This Caption Contest is now closed.

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This is the 220th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic (h/t Maziel):

About the pic: On February 13, 2020, at the London College of Fashion’s MA20 catwalk show, 26-year-old fashion designer Harikrishnan, a native of India, unveiled his collection of inflatable latex trousers in a variety of colors. Harikrishnan achieved the look by pumping the trousers with air via a seven millimetre-wide inflation valve at the bottom. (Metro)

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, March 10, 2020.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Encased in suffocating latex, the men’s testicles eventually ballooned to fill the trousers’ voluminous sacs.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

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GregB
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GregB

These double as great fart catchers. Very useful in crowded areas.

YouKnowWho
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YouKnowWho

I’m one short of having seen everything now.

Great life vests. Too bad they float you upside down.
(or in the case of these models – good thing)

Jackie Puppet
Member

Elephantitis of the balls!

Jackie Puppet
Member

One could almost walk on water with those things!

Watertender
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Watertender

The Andrew Cuomo Fashion Show… This is what we do to recycle plastic bags into something else…. Full of Hot Air and SHIT! Just like Andrew!!

MrB
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MrB

What’s the difference between a guy with a condom in his pocket and these hip dudes wearing oversized condoms? The guy with a condom in his pocket actually has a chance. 🙂

Captain America
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Captain America

“Depends Millennials”. For all the young poopy-pants out there.

GregB
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GregB

If you just fill them with helium instead of air, maybe they will just float away – kinda like Mini Mike “Poppins” Bloomberg in the last caption contest (and like his run for the dim-o-cRAT nomination after Super Tuesday.)

truckjunkie
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truckjunkie

Hey,I know it looks dorky,but I only have to find a Men’s Room once a week.

Brane Frees
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Brane Frees

You gotta be half nuts to wear an outfit like this.

She,Her,Mrs
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She,Her,Mrs

Some balls are held for charity and some for fancy dress🎶

Jackie Puppet
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But when they’re held for pleasure, they’re the balls that I like best ⚡

m walker
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m walker

Do your balls hang low do they drag along the snow do they feel like a ten ton boulder when you throw them over your shoulder do your balls hang low.

Grif
Editor

Here’s the military ditty from 50 years ago. Do your balls hang low? Can you swing ’em to and fro? Can you tie ’em in a knot? Can you tie ’em a bow? Can you throw ’em over your shoulder, Like a European soldier? Do your balls hang low? Any old port In any storm Some like ’em cold Some like ’em warm Ya gotta a woman Get a woman if ya can If ya can’t find a woman Get a clean man Now my suggestions don’t count, but here are a couple anyway. #1 Jock’s dream, Cheer leader’s nightmare… Read more »

Gunny T
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Gunny T

Talk about having blue balls …

Kevin Lankford
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Kevin Lankford

For the man who wants to look like the “dick” that he really is.

GRIZZ
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GRIZZ

” Do these pants make my balls look huge”?

Larry
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Larry

When viagra goes wrong

Lola
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Lola

This is a Testes of the Emergency Bad Fashion Broadcast System.

Atcals
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Atcals

That’s the last time I will take two for the road….

DFJ150
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I’m too sexy for my pants, too sexy for my pants, so sexy he rants!

JeffreyB
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JeffreyB

Trifecta if the middle leg is also uncircumcised !!

Amanda
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Amanda

Hey Bill, where’s the zipper?
Just use the pants Henry. That’s what I did.

christy
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christy

Big Mike Obama debuts his newest fashion line. He calls them The OOMPA LOOMPA, but everyone know what they really are.

vett
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vett

Looks like a transgender Hillary.

Bikermailman
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Bikermailman

Remember the picture of the guy carrying his huevos in a wheelbarrow?

RBS
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RBS

Sorry, but the three of them together don’t have one set!

Perry landes
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Perry landes

In an effort to combat climate change all flatulence shall be collected in these ridiculous pants.

truckjunkie
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truckjunkie

And at the end of each week they will be ignited,thus ridding the world of one idiot with no fashion sense at all…..

omega-man
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omega-man

elevators are awkward…and stairs are hilarious.

CalGirl
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CalGirl

I got paid a decent amount to walk in these ridiculous pants and pretend that it’s “cool.”. Still, promoters don’t know I smuggled illegals per each inflated leg into the USA for double the money. I’m really quite exhausted, but now financially sound.

Splitfinger
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Splitfinger

Gives new meaning to the word “dickhead”!
They look like walking penises …
Maybe i’m just sick?

Jim
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Jim

Now let them talk about manspreading.

JeffreyB
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JeffreyB

“COMPLETE YOUR SET THE MICHAEL OBAMA PACKAGE! sold seperately”

Locke Enlode
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Locke Enlode

Over-compensating for those without the real ones….

Locke Enlode
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Locke Enlode

Go BIG! or go to the London College of fashion.

jim spanenberg
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jim spanenberg

Sweet, the other ball has fallen .

jim spanenberg
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jim spanenberg

Sweet, my other ball has fallen…

Tanc
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Tanc

Finally, the long awaited sequel to “Your Testicles and You” has been released.

Dorothy
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Dorothy

The Lollipop gang welcomes you to Munchkin Land.

Dave
Editor

Not if you paid me.