The ‘Walking Pus’ Caption Contest

This Caption contest is now closed

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This is the 227th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in two weeks, at the end of Tuesday, July 7, 2020.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

George Soros: A walking, putrid, open sore on humanity.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

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YouKnowWho
YouKnowWho
1 month ago

Two words that should never be used together:
Spandex & Depends

GregB
GregB
1 month ago

That’s not going to be enough to cool him off when he is burning in the flames of Hell. He won’t have that smirk on his face then either.

TrailDust
Admin
1 month ago

This should be a good contest!

Just Another Patriot
Just Another Patriot
1 month ago

In David Attenborough’s voice:

“The international aquatic marxist is a rather large creature. Its protruding belly provides buoyancy, and is a poisonous gland used to store and secrete vast sums of cash and blackmail tapes.”

Lola
Lola
1 month ago

Hilarious !

Lola
Lola
1 month ago

Warning: This Speedo contains a Bolshevik Dick

truckjunkie
truckjunkie
1 month ago
Reply to  Lola

LOL!! GOOD one!!

Dgnz
Dgnz
1 month ago
Reply to  Lola

Bolshedick ???

Goldbug
Goldbug
1 month ago

This pic was taken 50 years ago; I now look like a skin-draped skeleton!

barbarossa58
barbarossa58
1 month ago

“He’s Spartacus, I’m George Floyd !”

Paladin
1 month ago

The Charles Atlas drop out.

truckjunkie
truckjunkie
1 month ago

How I wish I could UN-SEE THAT!!!!

Paladin
1 month ago

Scientists have discovered the primary cause of the pollution of our oceans.

the truth of god
the truth of god
1 month ago
Reply to  Paladin

do you know who the real Paladin is ?? i do, he was from Rhode Island and Hollyweird stole his identity and he sued them. i have a pix of him with me when i was about 12 at his ranch. look it up.

oldguy
oldguy
1 month ago

Can you guess how many Democrats are in his shorts?

Last edited 1 month ago by oldguy
Anonymous
Anonymous
1 month ago

Argh, there be the white whale, matey!

Chemtrailssuck
1 month ago
Reply to  Anonymous

Ha ha ha!!

barbarossa58
barbarossa58
1 month ago
Reply to  Chemtrailssuck

You must mean ‘pretend to love’…

Steven Broiles
1 month ago

There goes the Walrus, goo goo ga choo….

SunsetAshram
SunsetAshram
1 month ago

Emerging from a dip in the Fountain of Youth, the world’s most ancient dirtbag refuses to check out of planet Earth until his last remaining tooth falls out.

kelly
kelly
1 month ago

A face (and body) only a 42-year-old gold digger could love.

calo
calo
1 month ago

What a prick

kelly
kelly
1 month ago

Return of the Jedi Screen Test: Jabba the Nutt

Chemtrailssuck
1 month ago

Revelations 13:1 And the dragon stood on the sand of the sea.

Chemtrailssuck
1 month ago

Instead of “Free Willy” we should throw him back!

Chemtrailssuck
1 month ago

Darwin’s theory of evolution of slime molds evolving suddenly proven!

kelly
kelly
1 month ago

Adrenochrome does a body good!

chemtrailssuck
1 month ago
Reply to  kelly

Except his body…eeew.

Calgirl
Calgirl
1 month ago

WE all owe those “can’t unsee at WalMart” folks a huge apology.

Paladin
1 month ago

Didn’t I see him as the “Stay Puff Marshmallow Man” in the movie Ghostbuster?

kelly
kelly
1 month ago

HomoFlaccidus

DFJ150
1 month ago

🎶Devil with the blue shorts, blue shorts, blue shorts, devil with the blue shorts on🎶.

Truth B. Told
Truth B. Told
1 month ago

Caught on camera, the first time in history that red algae (the scientific origin of life and evolution) spawned life that is lower than itself!

Cornell
Cornell
1 month ago

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water!

the truth of god
the truth of god
1 month ago

WHAT NO SPEEDO??? pure evil

the truth of god
the truth of god
1 month ago

did they see how many dead fish were washed up after this walking disease hit the water

the truth of god
the truth of god
1 month ago

the song devil in a blue dress should change it to devil in blue swim trunks

the truth of god
the truth of god
1 month ago

i only thought that sea creatures that learned to walk on land became extinct 65 million years ago

the truth of god
the truth of god
1 month ago

remember the creature from the black lagoon??

Jim
Jim
1 month ago

A beached Whale with two legs that needs to be harpooned.

Rose
Rose
1 month ago

He just won 1st place in the Mr. Evil swimsuit competition.

Sink Jaxon
Sink Jaxon
1 month ago

“HELP ME! I lost my dentures in that last wave!”

Freoling
Freoling
1 month ago

No matter how much water he puts on himself he still smells vile!

Freoling
Freoling
1 month ago

Oh Look! A turd just washed up.

Dgnz
Dgnz
1 month ago

Sauron enjoying an afternoon off during the continued assault on middle-Earth

CT Ginger
CT Ginger
1 month ago

Semi-sentient life form evolved from the sea scallop

Crazycat
Crazycat
1 month ago

“Speedo’s New “Body Inclusive” Campaign will feature The latest Identity Group “Geriatric Globalists Got Game”.

Jerry A Kimbro
Jerry A Kimbro
1 month ago

“I’ve just been swimming with my master, Cthulhu…”

Perry
Perry
1 month ago

I didn’t know that hemorrhoids could be that big.