The ‘Walking Pus’ Caption Contest

This Caption contest is now closed

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This is the 227th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in two weeks, at the end of Tuesday, July 7, 2020.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

George Soros: A walking, putrid, open sore on humanity.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

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YouKnowWho
YouKnowWho
4 months ago

Two words that should never be used together:
Spandex & Depends

GregB
GregB
4 months ago

That’s not going to be enough to cool him off when he is burning in the flames of Hell. He won’t have that smirk on his face then either.

TrailDust
Admin
4 months ago

This should be a good contest!

Just Another Patriot
Just Another Patriot
4 months ago

In David Attenborough’s voice:

“The international aquatic marxist is a rather large creature. Its protruding belly provides buoyancy, and is a poisonous gland used to store and secrete vast sums of cash and blackmail tapes.”

Lola
Lola
4 months ago

Hilarious !

Lola
Lola
4 months ago

Warning: This Speedo contains a Bolshevik Dick

truckjunkie
truckjunkie
4 months ago
Reply to  Lola

LOL!! GOOD one!!

Dgnz
Dgnz
3 months ago
Reply to  Lola

Bolshedick ???

Goldbug
Goldbug
4 months ago

This pic was taken 50 years ago; I now look like a skin-draped skeleton!

barbarossa58
barbarossa58
4 months ago

“He’s Spartacus, I’m George Floyd !”

Paladin
4 months ago

The Charles Atlas drop out.

truckjunkie
truckjunkie
4 months ago

How I wish I could UN-SEE THAT!!!!

Paladin
4 months ago

Scientists have discovered the primary cause of the pollution of our oceans.

the truth of god
the truth of god
3 months ago
Reply to  Paladin

do you know who the real Paladin is ?? i do, he was from Rhode Island and Hollyweird stole his identity and he sued them. i have a pix of him with me when i was about 12 at his ranch. look it up.

oldguy
oldguy
4 months ago

Can you guess how many Democrats are in his shorts?

Last edited 4 months ago by oldguy
Anonymous
Anonymous
4 months ago

Argh, there be the white whale, matey!

Chemtrailssuck
4 months ago
Reply to  Anonymous

Ha ha ha!!

barbarossa58
barbarossa58
3 months ago
Reply to  Chemtrailssuck

You must mean ‘pretend to love’…

Steven Broiles
4 months ago

There goes the Walrus, goo goo ga choo….

SunsetAshram
SunsetAshram
4 months ago

Emerging from a dip in the Fountain of Youth, the world’s most ancient dirtbag refuses to check out of planet Earth until his last remaining tooth falls out.

kelly
kelly
4 months ago

A face (and body) only a 42-year-old gold digger could love.

calo
calo
4 months ago

What a prick

kelly
kelly
4 months ago

Return of the Jedi Screen Test: Jabba the Nutt

Chemtrailssuck
4 months ago

Revelations 13:1 And the dragon stood on the sand of the sea.

Chemtrailssuck
4 months ago

Instead of “Free Willy” we should throw him back!

Chemtrailssuck
4 months ago

Darwin’s theory of evolution of slime molds evolving suddenly proven!

kelly
kelly
4 months ago

Adrenochrome does a body good!

chemtrailssuck
3 months ago
Reply to  kelly

Except his body…eeew.

Calgirl
Calgirl
4 months ago

WE all owe those “can’t unsee at WalMart” folks a huge apology.

Paladin
4 months ago

Didn’t I see him as the “Stay Puff Marshmallow Man” in the movie Ghostbuster?

kelly
kelly
4 months ago

HomoFlaccidus

DFJ150
4 months ago

🎶Devil with the blue shorts, blue shorts, blue shorts, devil with the blue shorts on🎶.

Truth B. Told
Truth B. Told
4 months ago

Caught on camera, the first time in history that red algae (the scientific origin of life and evolution) spawned life that is lower than itself!

Cornell
Cornell
4 months ago

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water!

the truth of god
the truth of god
4 months ago

WHAT NO SPEEDO??? pure evil

the truth of god
the truth of god
4 months ago

did they see how many dead fish were washed up after this walking disease hit the water

the truth of god
the truth of god
3 months ago

the song devil in a blue dress should change it to devil in blue swim trunks

the truth of god
the truth of god
3 months ago

i only thought that sea creatures that learned to walk on land became extinct 65 million years ago

the truth of god
the truth of god
3 months ago

remember the creature from the black lagoon??

Jim
Jim
3 months ago

A beached Whale with two legs that needs to be harpooned.

Rose
Rose
3 months ago

He just won 1st place in the Mr. Evil swimsuit competition.

Sink Jaxon
Sink Jaxon
3 months ago

“HELP ME! I lost my dentures in that last wave!”

Freoling
Freoling
3 months ago

No matter how much water he puts on himself he still smells vile!

Freoling
Freoling
3 months ago

Oh Look! A turd just washed up.

Dgnz
Dgnz
3 months ago

Sauron enjoying an afternoon off during the continued assault on middle-Earth

CT Ginger
CT Ginger
3 months ago

Semi-sentient life form evolved from the sea scallop

Crazycat
Crazycat
3 months ago

“Speedo’s New “Body Inclusive” Campaign will feature The latest Identity Group “Geriatric Globalists Got Game”.

Jerry A Kimbro
Jerry A Kimbro
3 months ago

“I’ve just been swimming with my master, Cthulhu…”

Perry
Perry
3 months ago

I didn’t know that hemorrhoids could be that big.