The Very First Ever Blonde GUY Joke….. And Well Worth The Wait!

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An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, ‘Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I’m going to jump off this building.’

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, ‘Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I’m going to jump off, too.’

The blonde opened his lunch and said, ‘ Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I’m jumping too.’

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman’s wife was weeping. She said, ‘If I’d known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!’

The Mexican’s wife also wept and said, ‘I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn’t realize he hated burritos so much.’

(Oh this is GOOD!!)

 

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde’s wife. The blonde’s wife said, ‘Don’t look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch.’

~Steve~                                                            H/T I_Man

 

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0 responses to “The Very First Ever Blonde GUY Joke….. And Well Worth The Wait!

  1. LMFAO………..Now that ‘s funny ,,,,,,,,,Only problem is ; how does a blond girl realize a blond guy is an idiot ?Sorry it had to be said ………Oh , it just came to me ; they were both wearing Obama for president t-shirts …..DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

     
    • Nowhere did the joke say the blonde’s wife was blonde. Sure you’re not wearing an Obama t-shirt? 😉

       
      • Pardon me , I made a mistake . I read it wrong ,, my mistake . You can take that Obama shirt comment and stick it where the sun doesn’t shine …….I guess U never made a mistake in your whole entire life . And if you haven’t …..you must not have done nothing in your whole entire life

         
      • Don’t you have anything better to do than to nitpick a joke? As my bud Steve would say: You must be a lot of fun at parties.

         

  2. Yup Steve, that was worth scrolling down for.

     
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  4. That was hilarious.

    -Dave

     

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