The Two Witches Caption Contest

This is the 186th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic (h/t DCG):

About the pic: The pic of Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-CA), 85, apparently badgering Sen. Lisa Murkowski (R-AK), 61, was taken around the time of the Kavanaugh hearings. Murkowski was the only Republican senator who voted against Kavanaugh’s confirmation to the Supreme Court.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, October 30, 2018.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Feinstein: “Remember the dead horse’s head scene from The Godfather?”

By the way, according to an Italian government report, the country’s mayors and local administrators received 212 threats from organized crime in 2010, especially in Italy’s underdeveloped south. The most common ways to threaten administrators who refuse to collude with the Mafia are to burn their cars, mail them envelopes containing bullets, or send boxes with severed animal heads, an act reminiscent of a memorable scene involving the head of a racehorse in “The Godfather.” (Reuters)

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

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Alma
Alma
1 year ago

READ TO THIS IMPORTANT NEWS
From a credible source a new invasion leaving El Salvador scheduled for Oct 31, destination USA. President of Guatemala visiting CUBA is holding “talks” with officials denouncing PRESIDENT TRUMP for trying to stop the caravans, President trump cannot stop the will of people. This is illegal. It is a threat to our sovereignty.

Andy
Andy
1 year ago

“No Diane, I’m staying in the closet!”

Grace
Grace
1 year ago

Big dominant Dianne saying “My god is bigger than yours“.

Alma
Alma
1 year ago

Sorry, My post is not intended for the contest, it is real.

marble
marble
1 year ago

Up against the wall, Murkowski, I’m the one wearing the pants.

marble
marble
1 year ago

You wouldn’t talk to Palin like this!

Kevin J Lankford
Kevin J Lankford
1 year ago

All right,..I know how you are gonna vote,…..now shut up and kiss me.

Richie
Richie
1 year ago

where’s my lunch money b*tch?

John Molloy
John Molloy
1 year ago

Ask the Mafia send Schumer’s head to Feinstein.

NaturalBoredCitizen
NaturalBoredCitizen
1 year ago

Diane, I think I see a piece of asparagus in your nose, can I pull it out right now?

kjf
kjf
1 year ago

Oh Lisa, i know i am over 80 but you are so hot, the things i would love to do to you

Joseph BC69
Joseph BC69
1 year ago

When next do we two meet again, by heath and moor,/or behind the Senate’s door?

Lana
Lana
1 year ago
Reply to  Joseph BC69

Ha ha, why that is downright poetic as well as funny Joseph!

Alma
Alma
1 year ago

Dianne, are you a leaker? No, no, Lisa! You, see I’m holding extra pampers just in case the hearing takes longer than expected!

Brian Heinz
Brian Heinz
1 year ago

Look at this, you expect my vote for peanuts, you tell sorass, I want real money, not some chump change. who does he think I am, clinton or what.☻

Clarioncaller
Clarioncaller
1 year ago

“Lisa, President Xi would like a private word with you”.

Lophatt
Lophatt
1 year ago

I want my pound of flesh. When I lie I must be paid.

Clarioncaller
Clarioncaller
1 year ago

Lisa, my boss President Xi Jinping would consider it a HUGE favor.

Tim Shey
1 year ago

“Come you spirits that tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here; and fill me, from the crown to the toe, top-full of direst cruelty!” (from Shakespeare’s MACBETH Act I, Scene V)

Kevin J Lankford
Kevin J Lankford
1 year ago

“Oh”!….By the way Lisa, I need a new chauffeur;..You don’t happen to have any chinese connections,..do you?

Larry
Larry
1 year ago

Dianne, it is none of your business who is taking me to the dance!

Watertender
Watertender
1 year ago

I am gonna blame YOU for sending the bombs that are coming unless YOU vote against Brett Kavanaugh…. You got it? Good… We will frame another Republican instead…

pigpen51
pigpen51
1 year ago

” You promise me, Dianne, if I vote no, you will get my name off the Clinton’s hit list?”

Mole Hill, Va.
Mole Hill, Va.
1 year ago

Lying Di said: Which one of us Lisa, is a Hectite witch? I challenge you to show me your birthmark.

DiscussDisgust
DiscussDisgust
1 year ago

Feinstein got her way with Murkowski.
When are they expecting…. to birth more anti-US decisions?

Lophatt
Lophatt
1 year ago
Reply to  DiscussDisgust

Ha, ha. Di-fi does Ski. I’ll have to come up with some Polish Ashkenasi jokes.

Crackerbaby
Crackerbaby
1 year ago

Di, I hope you die soon…

Hardtimes68-69
Hardtimes68-69
1 year ago

Sen. Lisa Murkowski, wagging her finger and debasing feinstein:

“I told you to change your diapers before going into the hearing room!!!
Now you’ve gone and stunk up the whole building!!!

PROUD UNITED STATES of AMERICA PATRIOT
USMC Vietnam Veteran 68-69
Semper Fi Devil Dogs
aka Hardtimes 3/9 3rd Mar Div

Skid Marx
Skid Marx
1 year ago

We don’t tolerate difference of opinion here, comrade kommissarina. you will vote against the diabolical HitlerKavanaugh or a suspicious package will show up.

Timothy Anderson
Timothy Anderson
1 year ago

This time write it down! Vagisil!

Hawkmoon
Hawkmoon
1 year ago

We have loads of money that the Democrat Campaign Finance Committee and the Clinton Administration received from communist China to “election meddle & steal the 1996 elections” you can have some “IF” you vote against Kavanaugh.

LibSick
LibSick
1 year ago

OK, I’ll vote against Kavanaugh, but you had better keep your part of the bargain to send busses of illegals to Alaska to vote for me!

Kevin J Lankford
Kevin J Lankford
1 year ago

Damn it!! Lisa….You been using my ‘broom’ to sweep that rest room again.

Jerry C.
Jerry C.
1 year ago

But Dianne I really do need my knee caps.

Gato
Gato
1 year ago

Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.

Captain America
Captain America
1 year ago

Lisa, look at my face. Do you want me to do this to you?

Dan
Dan
1 year ago

Get off my back, Diane. I’m not the one who forgets to flush in there, and a lot of us even think it’s you.

CalGirl
CalGirl
1 year ago

“……and furthermore, Di…..it’s not just that you are buying my vote that stinks (even if it works), but at least do us all a favor before we go in there to vote—get your armpit out of my face and throw away that stinking 30-year-old Pendelton wool “power” blazer. GEESH…it smells like something crawled up there and died.”

AnneEstelle
AnneEstelle
1 year ago

from Macbeth
“Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and caldron bubble.
Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the caldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder’s fork and blind-worm’s sting,
Lizard’s leg and howlet’s wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.

Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and caldron bubble.
Cool it with a baboon’s blood,
Then the charm is firm and good.”

But DAMN, without Hillary we can’t complete the spell.

Patrick Cornell
Patrick Cornell
1 year ago

You’re too old for me Diane!

Watertender
Watertender
1 year ago

“Lisa don’t try that Indian stunt that Warren pulled… Go with your Polish roots and we can get the Democrat party to say you are handicapped”

Skid Marx
Skid Marx
1 year ago

If you don’t vote as you’re told you will be thrown in the back of a rapey van that is covered with reich winger stickers.

My Magic Wand
My Magic Wand
1 year ago

Diane I want your word that if I vote NO I will the get full support of the democrat party when I flip to the democrat party for the 2020 presidential election nomination….it is MY TURN!!

RichmanG
RichmanG
1 year ago

OK! OK! I’ll vote against him. Now please, take these breath mints.

Donna
Donna
1 year ago

“Look, you can be the Wicked Witch of the West and I can be the Wicked Witch of the East.”

Planobud
Planobud
1 year ago

Feinstein: do you understand?
Murkowski: No,what do you mean “I” have to take a leak?

Dave
Editor
1 year ago

Did too! Did not! Did too! Did not! Did too! Did not! Did too! Did not! Did too! Did not! Did too! Did not! Did too! Did not! Did too! Did not! Did too! Did not! Did too! Did not! Did too! Did not! Did too! Did not! Did too! Did not! Did too! Did not! Did too! Did not! Did too! Did not!

I’ll leave up to y’all to decide who done what.

Mad Celt
Mad Celt
1 year ago

Diane: Let’s tell everyone Kavanaugh felt you up at the senior prom.
Lisa: But it wasn’t Kavanaugh! It was Ulysses S. Grant!

Bobby J Young
Bobby J Young
1 year ago

Damnit Diane I’m standing alone here,where are you with the fake Indian trumpster with the six inch bombs.

Dennis Kolb
Dennis Kolb
1 year ago

“Little Diane” – Dion DiMucci – ( lyrics – in part)
Diane…Down deep inside I cry
You’re such a little evil child
Ya, I wanna pack and leave and slap your face
Bad girls like you are a disgrace
A way down deep inside I cry
I should drag you down ’cause you’re no good
You’re two-faced, your heart’s made of wood
Oh you’re tearin’ it apart
Oh why don’t you understand
Why don’t you stop it! stop it!
Stop it if you can
I want to spread the news that you’re untrue
But Diane what good would it do

Donald
Donald
1 year ago

Diane: “Lisa, I’m going to make you a deal that you can’t refuse”

Gerry Mandering
Gerry Mandering
1 year ago

Gimme a break, Dianne. All I said was your mouthwash ain’t makin’ it. Geesh!!