The Two Witches Caption Contest

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This is the 186th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic (h/t DCG):

About the pic: The pic of Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-CA), 85, apparently badgering Sen. Lisa Murkowski (R-AK), 61, was taken around the time of the Kavanaugh hearings. Murkowski was the only Republican senator who voted against Kavanaugh’s confirmation to the Supreme Court.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, October 30, 2018.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Feinstein: “Remember the dead horse’s head scene from The Godfather?”

By the way, according to an Italian government report, the country’s mayors and local administrators received 212 threats from organized crime in 2010, especially in Italy’s underdeveloped south. The most common ways to threaten administrators who refuse to collude with the Mafia are to burn their cars, mail them envelopes containing bullets, or send boxes with severed animal heads, an act reminiscent of a memorable scene involving the head of a racehorse in “The Godfather.” (Reuters)

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60 responses to “The Two Witches Caption Contest

    From a credible source a new invasion leaving El Salvador scheduled for Oct 31, destination USA. President of Guatemala visiting CUBA is holding “talks” with officials denouncing PRESIDENT TRUMP for trying to stop the caravans, President trump cannot stop the will of people. This is illegal. It is a threat to our sovereignty.

  2. “No Diane, I’m staying in the closet!”

  3. Big dominant Dianne saying “My god is bigger than yours“.

  4. Sorry, My post is not intended for the contest, it is real.

  5. Up against the wall, Murkowski, I’m the one wearing the pants.

  6. You wouldn’t talk to Palin like this!

  7. Kevin J Lankford

    All right,..I know how you are gonna vote,… shut up and kiss me.

  8. where’s my lunch money b*tch?

  9. Ask the Mafia send Schumer’s head to Feinstein.

  10. NaturalBoredCitizen

    Diane, I think I see a piece of asparagus in your nose, can I pull it out right now?

  11. Oh Lisa, i know i am over 80 but you are so hot, the things i would love to do to you

  12. When next do we two meet again, by heath and moor,/or behind the Senate’s door?

  13. Dianne, are you a leaker? No, no, Lisa! You, see I’m holding extra pampers just in case the hearing takes longer than expected!

  14. Look at this, you expect my vote for peanuts, you tell sorass, I want real money, not some chump change. who does he think I am, clinton or what.☻

  15. “Lisa, President Xi would like a private word with you”.

  16. I want my pound of flesh. When I lie I must be paid.

  17. Lisa, my boss President Xi Jinping would consider it a HUGE favor.

  18. “Come you spirits that tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here; and fill me, from the crown to the toe, top-full of direst cruelty!” (from Shakespeare’s MACBETH Act I, Scene V)

  19. Kevin J Lankford

    “Oh”!….By the way Lisa, I need a new chauffeur;..You don’t happen to have any chinese connections, you?

  20. Dianne, it is none of your business who is taking me to the dance!

  21. I am gonna blame YOU for sending the bombs that are coming unless YOU vote against Brett Kavanaugh…. You got it? Good… We will frame another Republican instead…

  22. ” You promise me, Dianne, if I vote no, you will get my name off the Clinton’s hit list?”

  23. Lying Di said: Which one of us Lisa, is a Hectite witch? I challenge you to show me your birthmark.

  24. Feinstein got her way with Murkowski.
    When are they expecting…. to birth more anti-US decisions?

  25. Di, I hope you die soon…

  26. Sen. Lisa Murkowski, wagging her finger and debasing feinstein:

    “I told you to change your diapers before going into the hearing room!!!
    Now you’ve gone and stunk up the whole building!!!

    USMC Vietnam Veteran 68-69
    Semper Fi Devil Dogs
    aka Hardtimes 3/9 3rd Mar Div

  27. We don’t tolerate difference of opinion here, comrade kommissarina. you will vote against the diabolical HitlerKavanaugh or a suspicious package will show up.

  28. Timothy Anderson

    This time write it down! Vagisil!

  29. We have loads of money that the Democrat Campaign Finance Committee and the Clinton Administration received from communist China to “election meddle & steal the 1996 elections” you can have some “IF” you vote against Kavanaugh.

  30. OK, I’ll vote against Kavanaugh, but you had better keep your part of the bargain to send busses of illegals to Alaska to vote for me!

  31. Kevin J Lankford

    Damn it!! Lisa….You been using my ‘broom’ to sweep that rest room again.

  32. But Dianne I really do need my knee caps.

  33. Double, double toil and trouble;
    Fire burn, and caldron bubble.

  34. Captain America

    Lisa, look at my face. Do you want me to do this to you?

  35. Get off my back, Diane. I’m not the one who forgets to flush in there, and a lot of us even think it’s you.

  36. “……and furthermore, Di…’s not just that you are buying my vote that stinks (even if it works), but at least do us all a favor before we go in there to vote—get your armpit out of my face and throw away that stinking 30-year-old Pendelton wool “power” blazer. GEESH…it smells like something crawled up there and died.”

  37. from Macbeth
    “Double, double toil and trouble;
    Fire burn and caldron bubble.
    Fillet of a fenny snake,
    In the caldron boil and bake;
    Eye of newt and toe of frog,
    Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
    Adder’s fork and blind-worm’s sting,
    Lizard’s leg and howlet’s wing,
    For a charm of powerful trouble,
    Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.

    Double, double toil and trouble;
    Fire burn and caldron bubble.
    Cool it with a baboon’s blood,
    Then the charm is firm and good.”

    But DAMN, without Hillary we can’t complete the spell.

  38. Patrick Cornell

    You’re too old for me Diane!

  39. “Lisa don’t try that Indian stunt that Warren pulled… Go with your Polish roots and we can get the Democrat party to say you are handicapped”

  40. If you don’t vote as you’re told you will be thrown in the back of a rapey van that is covered with reich winger stickers.

  41. Diane I want your word that if I vote NO I will the get full support of the democrat party when I flip to the democrat party for the 2020 presidential election nomination….it is MY TURN!!

  42. OK! OK! I’ll vote against him. Now please, take these breath mints.

  43. “Look, you can be the Wicked Witch of the West and I can be the Wicked Witch of the East.”

  44. Feinstein: do you understand?
    Murkowski: No,what do you mean “I” have to take a leak?

  45. Did too! Did not! Did too! Did not! Did too! Did not! Did too! Did not! Did too! Did not! Did too! Did not! Did too! Did not! Did too! Did not! Did too! Did not! Did too! Did not! Did too! Did not! Did too! Did not! Did too! Did not! Did too! Did not! Did too! Did not! Did too! Did not!

    I’ll leave up to y’all to decide who done what.

  46. Diane: Let’s tell everyone Kavanaugh felt you up at the senior prom.
    Lisa: But it wasn’t Kavanaugh! It was Ulysses S. Grant!

  47. Damnit Diane I’m standing alone here,where are you with the fake Indian trumpster with the six inch bombs.

  48. “Little Diane” – Dion DiMucci – ( lyrics – in part)
    Diane…Down deep inside I cry
    You’re such a little evil child
    Ya, I wanna pack and leave and slap your face
    Bad girls like you are a disgrace
    A way down deep inside I cry
    I should drag you down ’cause you’re no good
    You’re two-faced, your heart’s made of wood
    Oh you’re tearin’ it apart
    Oh why don’t you understand
    Why don’t you stop it! stop it!
    Stop it if you can
    I want to spread the news that you’re untrue
    But Diane what good would it do

  49. Diane: “Lisa, I’m going to make you a deal that you can’t refuse”

  50. Gerry Mandering

    Gimme a break, Dianne. All I said was your mouthwash ain’t makin’ it. Geesh!!

  51. Sen. Dianne Feinstein badgering Sen. Lisa Murkowski – “I told you Lisa that my reserved parking space is clearly marked; Witch Parking Only All Others Toad”

  52. The Democrat National Committee will allow you Lisa, to pick up the money bags from our comrades in China, at the next money drop at the Buddhist Temple. Al Fraud Gore got a nice cut when we allowed him to do it………………..

  53. I’ll run for president and you for vice president. Two democratic leftist lesbians can’t lose.

  54. I bought a new strap-on. Can I try it on you?

  55. “Once a bully…
    Always a bully…”

  56. “Of course Ms finestein u will always be the head demon here”

  57. Dianne; what would you charge to haunt a house?

  58. This contest is closed.


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