The Two Rascals Caption Contest

This is the 110th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:
You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM! :D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

“Don’t worry, Barry. A deal’s a deal. My successor as House Speaker, Paul Ryan, won’t be looking into your fake birth certificate either!”

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, Nov. 10, 2015.
For the winner of our last Caption Contest, click here.
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  1. How about after dinner we go back to your place and get it on with Michael…er… Michele again? I had a ball last time.

  2. “Hey Barry, ya heard this one”
    “A democrat and republican walk into a bar, bartender asks what can I get you?. Republican says I’ll have water, the democrat says I’ll have champagne. Bartender then asks who’s paying? The democrat looks up and says everyone.

  3. Now that I’m not speaker, sweety, I will have more free time for you.

  4. Look at that fool, praying to God instead of Allah!

  5. Sharon Odehnal

    “Meet me at midnight Barry, same place we always go!”

  6. We have had a good run you and I!!!

  7. Let me whisper sweet nothings in your ear!

  8. …and then, you grab the lube, I’ll grab my ankles, wiggle my a** that cute little way that gets you goin…then I’ll drop it like its hot!

  9. This contest should be pretty wild. 😀

  10. Kevin J Lankford

    Just watch!!…..Just watch!!……That’s the church….next comes the steeple…when he opens it up…There’s all the stupid people.

  11. Your place or mine?

  12. Ohhh-Barry,I can’t WAIT to get you in the sack!!

  13. Girls Night Out!

  14. Since it is St. Patrick’s Day, I see your hideous green tie, but I am just gonna pinch those sweet cheeks anyway.

  15. And then I said, “That’s not my finger Nancy”..

  16. Matching Ties. Matching Lies.

  17. Somebody told me this on line at the clinic:
    “Hey Barry, my cousin Bubba said he’d like to use them floppy ears of yours for love handles”

  18. “I guess we are all just one drink away from being one.”

  19. Was it a good for you as it was for me?

  20. Background music: “We get by with a little help from our friends….We get high with a little help from our friends…..”

  21. Hey Berry, can you help an unemployed ex congressman out and give him a cigarette and a drink.

  22. Barry giggles in anticipation of seeing John’s Lucky Charms.

  23. You must’ve had a great performance if he’s begging for more…

  24. And ..Please be truthful..Was I the best you ever HAD?

  25. Paul Ryan pales in comparison to my Kryolan dayglow – I’ll go down a shade.

  26. No, seriously! There really are people that think Michelle is a woman!

  27. ” OOoo YAYYUH….COME ON, Baby….Squeeeeze my finger…show me you like it….aww. Bari, you’re such a DOITY GOIL. What’s that…..giggle… got a FROG in yer britches…..What? Oh, ….well, yes Mr. Speaker….er Uh, Paul…I yield the rest of my time….Shit…Bari…Why didn’t you TELL me that the damned microphone was on….Now I’ll get beaten up by Michael LaVaughan Robinson, and kicked in the balls again by that bitch Jarrett…..I’m beginning to wonder if you’re worth it.

  28. “If you think THAT was funny….wait until you see how teeeeeeeeney tiny Paul Ryan’s Gavel is”.

  29. “….and Ryan says ‘Hey, somebody got FUDGE all over the handle of The Gave…..hawhawhawhawhaw….

  30. “Hey,now Barry….I KNOW you like sick jokes, but really….Michae…uh, I mean MICHELLE and Valerie Jarrett….eeeeeeewwwwwww…yucky.”

  31. politicians don’t retire, they simply fade, fade away……into corporate lobbyist positions!

  32. Kevin J Lankford

    OK bama….Remember what you promised me when the caliphate comes to power……..By the way can I have some of my virgins now?…..You know….young boys, like you like.

  33. Beohner thinks to himself “Joe Biden is right, he seems to be a pretty clean negro”.

  34. ” No seriously, he said he was going to ask for 72 virgins, the deed to Harry Reid’s summer home and a mocha chai latte from Starbucks, he’s hilarious! You’re gonna love Paul!”

  35. I know it tickles, but your prostate is fine!

  36. ok whose the dumb ass who put a drone in my shorts

  37. Barry! Come on – I know this tickles .. but I have to check your prostate!