This is the 198th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!
Here’s the pic:
For more about Lozano, see “Texas mayor is a homosexual transvestite who wears 4″ high heels”.
You know the drill:
- Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
- The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM!
- FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
- Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered.
This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, April 30, 2019.
To get the contest going, here’s my caption:
Lozano: “So you think Texas is conservative? What special kind of stupid are you?”
For the winner of our last Caption Contest, click here.
~Eowyn
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Don’t mess with Texas. Or I’ll hit you with my pink designer bag.
My implant surgery was a total failure.
I only came to Texas for the Longhorns, but they made me a mayor
Can you tell me where Mayor Buttplug lives
You aint gonna make the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders….
Bruno traded his green card for a pink card.
He’s just having a “Yabba Dabba Doo time, a Dabba Doo time”….
Just the state Mankind was in immediately prior to the great flood.
Tip toeing thru the tulips on four!!!
Coming soon to your home with unicorns thanks to the (((internationale)))
In 20 years, you’ll have to hide your Depends with a modest skirt.
The freaks in sight
are a big nasty blight
deep in the heart of Texas!
Mayor Bruno is modeling the U.S. Border Patrol’s Spring/Summer line 2019
Wow, Mayor McCheese really changed
“I’ve been twice as light in the loafers since I met Pete the Buttplug”.
“Do these briefs make my butt look large?”
It isn’t easy to create a sentence that includes “Bruno” and “tutu”.
” I feel pretty, oh so pretty…”
What “Casual Friday” looks like in the mayor’s office.
Does this outfit make me look fat?
OK boys! Come & get it!!
“I’m too sexy for my shirt. Too sexy for my shirt. So sexy it hurts…
Right Said Fred
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5mtclwloEQ
“I’m the man Pete Buttplug wishes he was!”
Hi, I’m the mayor of Del Rio, Texas. There isn’t a part on my gross body that doesn’t test positive for fecal matter.
Cottonelle commercial, take 37… The Dancing Dingleberry!!
Oh, those pesky hairs; gotta’ get waxed again.
Bruno testing photos for his run at the Democratic nomination for president in 2024.
the saying don’t mess with Texas just might get you beat up by the girly men
Damn, I got my panties in a a twist and now I can’t stand up.
This cain’t be what they all died in the “Alamo” for!….