The Transvestite Mayor Caption Contest

This is the 198th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

For more about Lozano, see “Texas mayor is a homosexual transvestite who wears 4″ high heels”.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, April 30, 2019.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Lozano: “So you think Texas is conservative? What special kind of stupid are you?”

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, click here.

~Eowyn

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William
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William

Don’t mess with Texas. Or I’ll hit you with my pink designer bag.

John Molloy
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John Molloy

My implant surgery was a total failure.

William
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William

I only came to Texas for the Longhorns, but they made me a mayor

YouKnowWho
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YouKnowWho

Can you tell me where Mayor Buttplug lives

Watertender
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Watertender

You aint gonna make the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders….

christy
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christy

Bruno traded his green card for a pink card.

Marko
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Marko

He’s just having a “Yabba Dabba Doo time, a Dabba Doo time”….

Pat
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Pat

Just the state Mankind was in immediately prior to the great flood.

Alma
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Alma

Tip toeing thru the tulips on four!!!

kjf
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kjf

Coming soon to your home with unicorns thanks to the (((internationale)))

greenworxx
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greenworxx

In 20 years, you’ll have to hide your Depends with a modest skirt.

MoFrappy
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MoFrappy

The freaks in sight
are a big nasty blight
deep in the heart of Texas!

MoFrappy
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MoFrappy

Mayor Bruno is modeling the U.S. Border Patrol’s Spring/Summer line 2019

MoFrappy
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MoFrappy

Wow, Mayor McCheese really changed

Lophatt
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Lophatt

“I’ve been twice as light in the loafers since I met Pete the Buttplug”.

Lophatt
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Lophatt

“Do these briefs make my butt look large?”

Lophatt
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Lophatt

It isn’t easy to create a sentence that includes “Bruno” and “tutu”.

Larry
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Larry

” I feel pretty, oh so pretty…”

Larry
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Larry

What “Casual Friday” looks like in the mayor’s office.

Jackie Puppet
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Does this outfit make me look fat?

Jackie Puppet
Member

OK boys! Come & get it!!

Jackie Puppet
Member

“I’m too sexy for my shirt. Too sexy for my shirt. So sexy it hurts…

Right Said Fred
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5mtclwloEQ

Jackie Puppet
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“I’m the man Pete Buttplug wishes he was!”

Captain America
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Captain America

Hi, I’m the mayor of Del Rio, Texas. There isn’t a part on my gross body that doesn’t test positive for fecal matter.

Watertender
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Watertender

Cottonelle commercial, take 37… The Dancing Dingleberry!!

Goldbug
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Goldbug

Oh, those pesky hairs; gotta’ get waxed again.

pigpen51
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pigpen51

Bruno testing photos for his run at the Democratic nomination for president in 2024.

thetruthtold
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the saying don’t mess with Texas just might get you beat up by the girly men

Gunny T
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Gunny T

Damn, I got my panties in a a twist and now I can’t stand up.

Kevin Lankford
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Kevin Lankford

This cain’t be what they all died in the “Alamo” for!….

Jackie Puppet
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“I’m definitely NOT a steer! ?”

Thank God for this edit button – I want to emphasize this is for the caption – NOT a true statement about myself! ?

SmKay
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SmKay

This is the Liberal version of showing Texas Pride…

SmKay
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SmKay

The new Liberal version of showing your Texas Pride…

wandafish
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wandafish

Try accessorizing your demonic outfit with a millstone around your neck.

Lophatt
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Lophatt

Bruno on his way to troll for STD’s in Coachella.

Silhouette
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Silhouette

Did Tinker Bell transgender?

Ray
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Ray

Hi, I’m Bruno Lozano and I’m auditioning for Pete “the puffer” Buttigiege’s Vice President.

Bobbyjyoung
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Bobbyjyoung

I know judge Roy Bean, and Mayor your no Judge Roy Bean

mickjt
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mickjt

Elect me again and I’ll make sure everyone I appoint dresses like ME!

pigpen51
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pigpen51

Actually, I think cannibalism is illegal and should disqualify this pervert from public office. If you know what I mean.

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