The Traffic Camera

I was driving when I saw the flash of a traffic camera. I figured that my picture had been taken for exceeding the limit even though I knew that I was not speeding.

Just to be sure, I went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed.

Now I began to think that this was quite funny, so I drove even more slowly as I passed the area once more, but the traffic camera again flashed.

I tried a fourth and fifth time with the same results and was now laughing as the camera flashed while I rolled past at a snail’s pace.

Two weeks later, I got five tickets in the mail for driving without a seat belt.

You know, you just can’t fix stupid.

H/t our beloved Joseph!

…and remember, Big Brother is watching you!


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I DESPISE traffic cameras. When stopped by one I like to give ’em a subtle one finger salute 🙂

Patriot Angel

DCG…I have been guilty of that once or twice then the Lord convicted me of it. But my daughter will look at them and ACT like she is picking her nose!