The ‘Thar She Blows!’ Caption Contest

This contest is now closed.

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This is the 210th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the video:

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, October 1, 2019.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

A recent sighting of Rosie O’Donnell

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

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Truckjunkie
Truckjunkie
11 months ago

OOOOOH-OOOWWWWWW! I hurt in places I didn’t know could touch the ground!!!!!

kjf
kjf
11 months ago

WTH was that

williamofberkshire
williamofberkshire
11 months ago

The thrilling conclusion to the 100 meter dash at the 2024 Olympics after the International Olympic Committee decided to be more “inclusive” and promote “fat acceptance”

Opie
Opie
11 months ago

Look! Hillary’s making a run for 2020.

Michael Garrison
Michael Garrison
11 months ago
Reply to  Opie

Lol

Gunny T
Gunny T
11 months ago

Ahab, Ahab, the white whale has surfaced!

Jim
Jim
11 months ago

Roll you’ll make. Better time

TrailDust
Admin
11 months ago

Ouch! We need an eye bleach alert. 😀

GregB
GregB
11 months ago

To add insult to injury, the week after bailing out, the city sent me a bill for repairing the broken sidewalk.

patrick w thomas
patrick w thomas
11 months ago
Reply to  GregB

Eating babies wasn’t enough to ” fix ” climate change, so now we are hunting down fat chicks. Tasty, well marbled, very filling ( OK, I lied about tasty ).

William
William
11 months ago

When the petite young lady hit the ground it measured 7.0 on the Richter scale

Dave
Dave
11 months ago

Hey, lets be a little sensitive, we shouldn’t make fun of fat people because they already have enough on their plate.

DiscussDisgust
DiscussDisgust
11 months ago

She should have read FOTM and had a dog and clothes!
Article: “Having a dog can prolong your life”

kjf
kjf
11 months ago

When the popo mistake your donut for a jelly donut

Goldbug
Goldbug
11 months ago

Rosie, please come back .. Trump didn’t mean what he said about you!

Alma
11 months ago

Headline News. “Police trying to catch the Beluga Whale that got out of the tank”.

YouKnowWho
YouKnowWho
11 months ago

That’s gonna leave a mark.

Face Plant

Fat and fuzzy

I really like fat naked women, I hope I can catch her.

Watertender
Watertender
11 months ago

Chief, I had to chase her down and taze her! Bitch stole my doughnut!

Alma
11 months ago

Quick, hand me the harpoon!

Taserface
Taserface
11 months ago

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “chubby chaser”

Kevin J Lankford
Kevin J Lankford
11 months ago

“Look-out,…Step on a crack, break your mamas back!!”

Michael Garrison
Michael Garrison
11 months ago

“There goes another one of Putin’s beached whales!!”

“Quick, harpoon ‘er.”
“Great shot, comrade.”

hickory
hickory
11 months ago

Who’s cooking fried bologna?

Paladin
11 months ago

Joy Behar can’t handle the naked truth either

Brett Stevens
11 months ago

Metaphorical depiction of the Trump impeachment hearings, 2019 A.D.

Larry
Larry
11 months ago

Streaking is back!

Cornell
Cornell
11 months ago

Michael Moore forgot to take his testosterone injection but a quick thinking policeman reminded him as he was rushing to the set of his upcoming film “FATSO 911.”

Captain America
Captain America
11 months ago

(Marlin Perkins) “And now, Jim is going to dart the albino water buffalo before it can do any more damage to its enclosure. Good shot Jim!”

Rogziel
11 months ago

Bare hunting.

mickjt
mickjt
11 months ago

Most people would say something like, ‘Hey you can’t run around Naked’…I say, I think the Cop was telling her how to get to his house!

somewhere52
11 months ago

Losing clothes, losing weight, losing police … And losing what is left of one’s mind … !!