The ‘Thar She Blows!’ Caption Contest

This contest is now closed.

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This is the 210th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the video:

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, October 1, 2019.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

A recent sighting of Rosie O’Donnell

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

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Truckjunkie
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Truckjunkie

OOOOOH-OOOWWWWWW! I hurt in places I didn’t know could touch the ground!!!!!

kjf
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kjf

WTH was that

William
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William

The thrilling conclusion to the 100 meter dash at the 2024 Olympics after the International Olympic Committee decided to be more “inclusive” and promote “fat acceptance”

Opie
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Opie

Look! Hillary’s making a run for 2020.

Michael Garrison
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Michael Garrison

Lol

Gunny T
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Gunny T

Ahab, Ahab, the white whale has surfaced!

Jim
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Jim

Roll you’ll make. Better time

TrailDust
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Ouch! We need an eye bleach alert. 😀

GregB
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GregB

To add insult to injury, the week after bailing out, the city sent me a bill for repairing the broken sidewalk.

patrick w thomas
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patrick w thomas

Eating babies wasn’t enough to ” fix ” climate change, so now we are hunting down fat chicks. Tasty, well marbled, very filling ( OK, I lied about tasty ).

William
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William

When the petite young lady hit the ground it measured 7.0 on the Richter scale

Dave
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Dave

Hey, lets be a little sensitive, we shouldn’t make fun of fat people because they already have enough on their plate.

DiscussDisgust
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DiscussDisgust

She should have read FOTM and had a dog and clothes!
Article: “Having a dog can prolong your life”

kjf
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kjf

When the popo mistake your donut for a jelly donut

Goldbug
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Goldbug

Rosie, please come back .. Trump didn’t mean what he said about you!

Alma
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Headline News. “Police trying to catch the Beluga Whale that got out of the tank”.

YouKnowWho
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YouKnowWho

That’s gonna leave a mark.

Face Plant

Fat and fuzzy

I really like fat naked women, I hope I can catch her.

Watertender
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Watertender

Chief, I had to chase her down and taze her! Bitch stole my doughnut!

Alma
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Quick, hand me the harpoon!

Taserface
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Taserface

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “chubby chaser”

Kevin Lankford
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Kevin Lankford

“Look-out,…Step on a crack, break your mamas back!!”

Michael Garrison
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Michael Garrison

“There goes another one of Putin’s beached whales!!”

“Quick, harpoon ‘er.”
“Great shot, comrade.”

hickory
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hickory

Who’s cooking fried bologna?

Paladin
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Joy Behar can’t handle the naked truth either

Brett Stevens
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Metaphorical depiction of the Trump impeachment hearings, 2019 A.D.

Larry
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Larry

Streaking is back!

Cornell
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Cornell

Michael Moore forgot to take his testosterone injection but a quick thinking policeman reminded him as he was rushing to the set of his upcoming film “FATSO 911.”

Captain America
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Captain America

(Marlin Perkins) “And now, Jim is going to dart the albino water buffalo before it can do any more damage to its enclosure. Good shot Jim!”

Rogziel
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Bare hunting.

mickjt
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mickjt

Most people would say something like, ‘Hey you can’t run around Naked’…I say, I think the Cop was telling her how to get to his house!

somewhere52
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Losing clothes, losing weight, losing police … And losing what is left of one’s mind … !!