The space cadet Caption Contest

This is the 168th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:
UFO
You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM! :D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, January 30, 2018.
To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

“Have you lost your way again, Congresswoman Pelosi?”

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.
~Eowyn

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0 responses to “The space cadet Caption Contest

  1. Kevin J Lankford

    Dang!!…What sh#t-hole ‘planet’ are these illegals from?

  2. I think they just said they are here to give birth so their kid can get a USA passport!

  3. Rare Conservative in Austin

    Attn: Hillary Supporters,
    Your one-way UBER ride to the Planets has arrived. Begin boarding procedures ASAP.

  4. This gives illegal alien a whole new meaning.

  5. Closer inspection of Hillary’s diaphragm found the bones of Vince Foster tucked inside next to her stroke glasses and a catheter.

  6. Call a cop. They don’t have a DMV registration sticker.

  7. “Excuse me, Sir…or, is it Ma’am? You have a faulty brake light and tail light.”

  8. Yes, we do have valet parking. I’ll just need your keys.

  9. You ran out of what?….

  10. “Do you have any weapons in there I should know about, Governor Brown? You know, particle beams, plasma rays, lasers, anything like that?”

  11. ” Everybody out !!!!!! Hillary, Bill, Chuck, Huma, you too Mueller,….. we got one straggler! Hurry up Pelosi, you are all going to JAIL !!!!

  12. Must be one of those Mexican solar-panelled washing machines that Trump has raised tariff on. And look what’s being washed – a Charles Schumer!

  13. You inna heap o trouble boy… You know how fast you were goin…

  14. “And how many miles does this thing do to the gallon?” Whats in the gallon?

  15. We will give you Justin Bieber and Kanye West, if you will give us back Elvis. We will even toss in Taylor Swift for nothing.

  16. CNN: Amazon is once again experimenting with a new method of delivering their products, in order to remain competitive with Walmart.

  17. I knew I should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque.

  18. Okay, Hillbag, where’s your ankle bracelet?

  19. I thought you found Mr. Spock.

  20. Area 51 is the next exit.

  21. Kevin J Lankford

    No Sarge….They ain’t sayin nothin bout take me to ya leader…..They askin foe us ta take em to Trump.

  22. “Drivers license and registration, please. Have you been drinking, sir?”

  23. Nancy Pelosi’s ride home.

  24. You don’t have to take Pelosi home with you but you can’t leave her here either.

  25. California Requisite Alien Protection Pods (CRAPP)

  26. What’s the problem officer?
    Do you know how fast you were going?
    Yes sir. About 670,616,629 mph.

  27. Yep, Elon Musk is in there but he won’t come out.

  28. I don’t see a license plate anywhere! And how are we going to put a boot on this thing?? I guess we better move it out of here, go call Cosmo’s towing will ya?

  29. “Yes sir, Mr. Durbin, I know who you are. But I still have to see your drivers license.

  30. Sorry,sir-it didn’t pass California’s new SMOG test for the older vehicles-you’ll have to either fix it or scrap it.

  31. Yes sir, Mr. Gore, we know you are not using any carbon-based fuel, but please step out of the vehicle and bring all that radioactive stuff with you.

  32. Illegal Aliens caught red handed…..

  33. At Last! Proof of alien life. Here is the Obama’s personal airplane.

  34. Excuse us, where do we find Lena Dunham. We’re here for a mutilation.

  35. Hey this jukebox has a waterbed inside!

  36. Oh great! Now even the space aliens are dumping off their criminals on Earth.

  37. Patrick Cornell

    Did you find Obama’s birth certificate?

  38. Well, looks like we finally found Bigfoot and Elvis.

  39. EPA’s eco friendly porta potty sits right over any sewer.
    Hurry up man…there’s a line now! Crap or get off the pot!

  40. Hey Hillary, your UBER to Second Earth is here!

  41. The Killer Klowns From Outer Space have finally been nabbed……

  42. “Sorry, our leader isn’t here right now. He’s in Switzerland.”

  43. Yes Doc Brown it is legal to park here after 4:00 pm but we’re Getting a Lot of Complaints, at 6:00 am, the flux capacitor is disturbing the peace

  44. tony@tadrums.com

    Yes, Hillary’s new vehicle runs on Uranium One. Why do you ask?

  45. “Where’s the bathroom?”

  46. Take us to your leader!
    Oh, not Obama anymore. He loved aliens.
    Who? Trump. He’s for US 1st not us. Gotta go!

  47. Excuse us, we’re here to take Hillary back home– do you know where she is?

  48. We’re here for a cow…, or Lena Dunham.

  49. Cookemountain

    “What do you mean he’s not done? He’s been in there since 1947!”

  50. Is that a hemi. ?