The Smartest Man In The World…NOT!!

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There are 4 people on an airplane: the pilot, the smartest man in the world, a preacher, and a teenager. About halfway through the flight the engines cut out so they’re going to have to exit the plane. The problem: there were only 3 parachutes. They are arguing about who is going to get a parachute.

The pilot yells: “I’m married and have 4 kids! My family needs me!” So he grabs a ‘chute, puts it on, and jumps out of the plane.

The ‘smartest man in the world yells: “I’m the smartest man in the world needs me!”, puts on a ‘chute and jumps out of the plane.

The preacher turns to the teenager and says: “Well son. I’ ve lived a long life; I know where I’m going when I die. You take the last parachute.” “Sir, there are 2 parachutes left”, the kid says.

The preacher scratches his head and asks: “How could there be 2 parachutes left?” “Well”, the teen says, “the smartest man in the world just jumped out with my backpack

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One response to “The Smartest Man In The World…NOT!!

  1. many years ago i heard this joke phrased as a jesse jackson joke… the smartest black man in the world and he grabbed a boy scouts back pack and jumped out of the plane.

     

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