The Saga Of Bubba And BillyBob.

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Bubba and Billy Bob are walking down the street in Atlanta , and they see a sign on a store which reads, “Suits $5.00 each! , shirts $2.00 each, trousers $2.50 each.” Bubba says to his pal, “Billy Bob, look here! We could buy a whole gob of these, take them back to Long Beach , sell them to our friends, and make a fortune. Just let me do the talking, because if they hear your accent, they might think we’re ignorant and won’t wanna sell that stuff to us. Now, I’ll talk in a slow Georgia drawl, so they don’t know we is from Mississippi .” They go in and Bubba says with his best fake Georgia drawl, “I’ll take 50 of them suits at $5.00 each, 100 of them there shirts at $2.00 each, 50 pairs of them there trousers at $2.50 each. I’ll back up my pickup and…” The owner of the shop interrupts, “Are you from Mississippi , aren`t you?” “Well…yeah,” says a surprised Bubba….”How come you knowed that?” “Because this is a dry cleaners

~Steve~

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4 responses to “The Saga Of Bubba And BillyBob.

  1. That’s hilarious !!!

    A good way to start my day (and keep my sanity), with a big laugh. Thanks, Steve. 😀

     
  2. OK Steve–don’t forget that I was born and raised in Mississippi!!! Just kidding–there are idiots everywhere.

     
  3. Too funny.

    And being an Atlanta area resident, I could see it happening, too.

    -Dave

     

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