The Masters of the Universe Caption Contest

This is the 155th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, August 1, 2017.
To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

But they tell us there are no conspiracies!

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

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  1. truckjunkie

    WATER??!? THIS is SUPPOSED to be WINE! You’re not doing your job Barry….

  2. Nice target cluster. Release the predator drone.

  3. What planet will we screw next?

  4. Kevin J Lankford

    And obama hussein says: Alright now…We are all in agreement, Trump is out, and I am in, again…..”Down With The People”…..”Change Y’all Can Believe In”….Oh yea..Cheers.

  5. Stephen T. McCarthy

    END-TIMES MATH: 13 + Barack = 666
    ~ D-FensDogG
    (link:] Ferret-Faced Fascist Friends

  6. how many CEOs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    none! they are too busy screwing us!!!

  7. Clus-ter – n. – a group of liberals telling each other how important they are.

  8. Obama: “Eric – Quit trying to take every one else’s crayons.” “Mark – You are supposed to color inside the lines.”

  9. Toast at the satanists banquet:
    To all the goodness we forgot…may evil rule the day!

  10. The “Deep State” deep in their cups…

  11. A single grenade tossed on the table would have taken out the whole room, as nobody would have jumped on it.

  12. jumpstart11

    So I said to Michelle, yes honey Melania looks exactly like you, but with a human head.

  13. “O’Bama”: “L’Chaim, y’all! Who says you need to be Jewish to be a Zionist, eh?! That idea fools ’em every time!”

  14. Once in every decade the Devil takes attendance.

  15. Okay, everybody, now that we have gotten everybody believing that Donald Trump is the Anti-Christ, we can unveil the REAL one.

  16. All hail Satan

  17. Globalists Scheming & Toasting

  18. A Norman Rockwell post-modern Thanksgiving.

  19. So let us raise our glasses to all of our added Luciferian plans of action !!

  20. Say hello to the Globalist Dream Team. A vast coalition of James Bond level villians. I’m sure they just finished sacrificing some chickens to Moloch and are making a toast to some dark pagan entity. All proper decorum for a spirit cooking feast after all. Only question is did the breast milk come from Hillary or Pelosi…

  21. Welcome to the anti-christ last supper…..

  22. Screwtape makes a toast.

  23. Barack Obama: the Lord of the Flies.

  24. Pirates of the 21st Century.

  25. The Strategies of Hell.

  26. Cons-piracy, breathing together, dreaming up evil….

  27. Just an intimate dinner of pizza and hot dogs among friends….wink wink.

  28. What a target-rich environment! (for humorous captions, of course)

  29. Next time, I say we drink only the blood of virgins.

  30. And in the master’s chambers, they gather for the feast
    They stab it with their steely knives, but they just can’t kill the beast!

  31. To Lucifer, he throws one hell of a dinner party!

  32. “Hell’s progressive dinner”

  33. ManCavePatriot

    I was prepared to toast with blood, but Hillary and Podesta emptied the fridge for one of their ‘Spirit Cooking’ dinners.

  34. patrick thomas

    After Obummer killed millions of jobs across the US, Apple CEO dead after this photo was taken, Co-inky-a-dink? You be the judge.

  35. Official photo of the 2017 Peter Touching Contest