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A global manhunt finally tracked down the Typhoid Mary, erh, Mikey of the coronavirus pandemic.
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Mini-Mike, indignant at being upstaged by the Great 2020 Toilet Paper Panic, defiantly flaunts basic public health protocols
He likes it! Hey Mikey!
Mikey will eat anything
Finger lickin’ good!
“Oh, you nasty man!”
After Billions invested, Mini Mike finished his Mini-POTUS-Mission with a Mini-buffet.
I bought it, so I will eat it the way I want to eat it. Why don’t we have any napkins here?
And if I unzip I can count to 10 &1/2.
And just like that, everyone else at the party suddenly decided to practice “social distancing” by leaving.
Oh, we have napkins? I didn’t see them stacked way up on top of that box.
The Hobbits must have their second breakfasts.
After changing name from Michael to Mike, aloof billionaire unable to control urge to lick fingers in public. Story at 11:00.
Mini Mike mayor of new York and the “Do as I say, and not as I Do” rules for you mentality
“mmm…needs some salt, where’s the salt shaker? Anybody see my big gulp slurpy? “
MMMmmmm!! Late Term Abortion!
Mmmmm… my FAVORITE!! Aborted fetus pie with adrenochrome frosting! It’s finger-licking GOOD!
The REAL source of the virus.
Bloomberg demonstrating surreptitiously that he knew about pizza gate.
Hello. And Bye.
This Caption Contest is now closed.