The ‘Coronavirus Public Health Alert!’ Caption Contest

This Caption Contest is now closed.

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This is the 222nd world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the video:

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, April 7, 2020.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

A global manhunt finally tracked down the Typhoid Mary, erh, Mikey of the coronavirus pandemic.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

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William
William
2 months ago

Mini-Mike, indignant at being upstaged by the Great 2020 Toilet Paper Panic, defiantly flaunts basic public health protocols

Jackie Puppet
2 months ago

He likes it! Hey Mikey!

William
William
2 months ago
Reply to  Jackie Puppet

Mikey will eat anything

Jackie Puppet
2 months ago

Finger lickin’ good!

greenworxx
greenworxx
2 months ago

“Oh, you nasty man!”

CalGirl
CalGirl
2 months ago

After Billions invested, Mini Mike finished his Mini-POTUS-Mission with a Mini-buffet.

True Dan
True Dan
2 months ago

I bought it, so I will eat it the way I want to eat it. Why don’t we have any napkins here?

YouKnowWho
YouKnowWho
2 months ago

And if I unzip I can count to 10 &1/2.

GregB
GregB
2 months ago

And just like that, everyone else at the party suddenly decided to practice “social distancing” by leaving.

Amanda
Amanda
2 months ago

Oh, we have napkins? I didn’t see them stacked way up on top of that box.

Captain America
Captain America
2 months ago

The Hobbits must have their second breakfasts.

Matthew Copes
Matthew Copes
1 month ago

After changing name from Michael to Mike, aloof billionaire unable to control urge to lick fingers in public. Story at 11:00.

ms berry
ms berry
1 month ago

Mini Mike mayor of new York and the “Do as I say, and not as I Do” rules for you mentality

omega-man
omega-man
1 month ago

“mmm…needs some salt, where’s the salt shaker? Anybody see my big gulp slurpy? “

Mr. Anderson
Mr. Anderson
1 month ago

MMMmmmm!! Late Term Abortion!

Lou Minati
Lou Minati
1 month ago

Mmmmm… my FAVORITE!! Aborted fetus pie with adrenochrome frosting! It’s finger-licking GOOD!

chemtrailssuck
1 month ago

The REAL source of the virus.

chemtrailssuck
1 month ago

Bloomberg demonstrating surreptitiously that he knew about pizza gate.

OrlandoHag
OrlandoHag
1 month ago

Hello. And Bye.