The only planet with chocolate

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19 Rules to live by:

1. Accept the fact that some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue.
2. Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
3. Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
4. Drive carefully. It’s not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker.
5. If you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
6. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
7. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
8. Never buy a car you can’t push.
9. Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won’t have a leg to stand on.
10. Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance.
11. Since it’s the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.
12. The second mouse gets the cheese.
13. When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
14. Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
15. You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.
16. Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.
17. We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull. Some have weird names and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box.
18. A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
19. Be kind to our Earth. It’s the only planet with chocolate!
H/t our wise and lovable Grouchy Fogie 😀

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0 responses to “The only planet with chocolate

  1. All excellent thoughts to ponder… but Earth iis NOT the only planet with chocolate! Hey, why is another planet named Mars? (Snicker, snicker)
    The reason Rover just landed on Mars was to see if there’s any fondue — bittersweet, of course!

  2. I woke and started reading this and it made me happy and wise when I saw the maker can also recall the people products. Thank you

  3. Wonderful observations….I knew we were kindred spirits 🙂

  4. I’ve always said I’m not the sharpest crayon in the box! 😀
    Thanks Grouchy!

  5. Steven Broiles

    I’m a grouchy old bastard who’s never been married, and I have to admit that chocolate truly is one of life’s great life-long pleasures! That, and beer, too! DON’T TELL BLOOMBERG!!


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